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Some good news after our first full suite of Week 1 games has now concluded: after some chatting amongst ourselves in our secret DFOverlords lair, I’m extremely pleased to announce that the mailbag will be making its return to the internet this week!
Like many of us who were frequent visitors to our parent site over at U*****x, I was always enamored of Captain Caveman’s/Matt Ufford’s work on it each week. I can only hope that we can continue to do this fine tradition justice and keep submissions rolling in.
There are still some final details to be worked out, but overall I believe it will be staying on the same writing schedule as it was at KSK: submissions will be open from now until Thursday at 11 PM EST, and the article will be up hopefully by about noon Friday morning.
Please submit all your questions about fantasy football, your sex lives, marital relations, and other related inquiries to firstname.lastname@example.org. Reminder that a question that fails to include one of these two options must be replaced by a picture of a beautiful human – preferably female, though I do understand if your sexual preferences differ from my own.
Lastly – we are in need of a name for this new weekly feature – let’s hear your suggestions and thoughts below in the comments section!