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2019 Green Bay Packers at the Bye
Hey there. Did you read the 2019 Green Bay Packers preview on this site? What a load of shit! Whoever wrote that must be…
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A Slightly Informed 2019 Green Bay Packers Preview
For some reason, this website let a me, a dumb Bears fan, write the 2016 Green Bay Packers preview. I predicted a 10-6 record…
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2017 Indianapolis Colts Preview
For your 2017 Indianapolis Colts preview, I had an imaginary conversion with myself. Enjoy. So the Colts, huh. Didn’t they used to be good?…
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Aaron Rodgers to spend off season R-E-L-A-Xing, big timing family.
“I thought ‘run the table’ meant, like, at Denny’s” – Mike McCarthy
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Obama confiscates all guns, implements Sharia Law and socialist government.
More that 50% of U.S. populace is fine with that.
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Vance Joseph likes rubbing his dick on sleeping women without permission. Go Broncos!
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2016 Detroit Lions Bye Week Update
The Detroit Lions, a team in the NFC North, are currently 5 – 4 and are in first place by virtue of a win…
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25 NFL Questions From An Uninformed And Easily Distracted Fan: Week 7
As an homage to the overused sports writing trope of “[X number] Burning, Itching, Throbbing Questions for [X Team/X Sport/X League]”, I present to you…
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25 NFL Questions From An Uninformed and Easily Distracted Fan: Week 6
As an homage to the overused sports writing trope of “[X number] Burning, Itching, Throbbing Questions for [X Team/X Sport/X League]”, I present to you…