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2016 Green Bay Packers Bye Week Update
The Green Bay Packers, a football team in the NFC North, are 2 – 1. They have defeated two bad teams (Jaguars, Lions), and…
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25 NFL Questions From An Uninformed and Easily Distracted Fan: Week 3
As an homage to the overused sports writing trope of “[X number] Burning, Itching, Throbbing Questions for [X Team/X Sport/X League]”, I present to…
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25 NFL Questions From An Uninformed and Easily Distracted Fan: Week 2
As an homage to the overused sports writing trope of “[X number] Burning, Itching, Throbbing Questions for [X Team/X Sport/X League]”, I present to you…
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25 NFL Questions From An Uninformed and Easily Distracted Fan: Week 1
Last weekend, the NFL kicked off with a smattering of games, passes, runs, tackles, hits, gruesome injuries, concussions, and more family fun and plausible deniability for…
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A Greatly Uninformed 2016 Detroit Lions Preview
Head Coach: Jim Caldwell, baby! Key Players: Matthew Stafford (QB), Golden Tate (WR), Marvin Jones (WR), Ameer Abdullah (RB), DeAndre Levy (LB), Ezekiel Ansah (DE)…
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A Greatly Uninformed 2016 Green Bay Packers Preview
Head Coach: Mike McCarthy Key Players: Aaron Rodgers (QB), Jordy Nelson (WR), Clay Matthews (LB), Eddie Lacy (RB), Julius Peppers (DE) Key Losses/Suspensions: BJ…
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BREAKING NEWS: Sun Shines on Brady’s Ass Once Again Open Thread
h/t Gawker media Update at 12:24 PM EST: Because everyone loves talking about deflated ball rulings so much, here is an open thread to discuss…
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A Requiem for an Ape
h/t Etsy On the one month anniversary of the death of KSK, I leave this here as a tribute to our deposed former simian…
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Kommenter Beer Barrel: Beer Pumpkinization / Open Thread
This week, I discuss the annual influx of pumpkin beers, and when is early too early? Away we go to the land of STRONG BEER…
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Request Line: Closernerdness with Peter King
Editors’ Note: This week, we asked noted Coldplay, U2, and Bruce Springsteen enthusiast Peter King to help us introduce the request line by selecting songs he would…