Unreliable. Eli Manning is.
So is his Mickey Mouse watch
Fueled by juice boxes, this watch possess a complete inability to count seconds, points or the number of time-outs the other team has.
It’s unreliable.
Just like the people who wear it.
Eli Manning For Mickey Mouse
http://36.media.tumblr.com/0c07793d699383404592208e212a9ff0/tumblr_nsse5cVVWh1tqn5v2o6_1280.jpg
“Oh, hamburgers!” is Eli’s personal motto.
How is that not an item on the drive agenda?
Don’t force anything – we have a lead and are in FG range.
Burn max clockage.
Stay in bounds.
Don’t let the clock stop.
Makes sense…his head coach is already Fievel.
So you’re saying Eli gets things right twice a day?
That explains his 2 super bowl mvps.
/sips from hidden flask at work
It didn’t take being an idiot to be confused what the fuck was going on with the clock and timeouts, but it sure didn’t help.
Horatio I’m gonna let this slide this time. But remember we have at least a two volume DVD set of Romo derps. Oh just a reminder, the last playoff game in Texas Stadium history was won by who?
There’s entire server dedicated to Eli Manning making funny faces
I like this one!
http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1006879!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_970/eli-manning-clebrates.jpg
You’re right but still go fuck yourself
NARRATIVE: http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2133494-of-course-tony-romo-is-clutch
Too bad Eli didn’t let it slide.