Your Late Monday-Nighter Open Thread

I’d make reference to some sort of baseball term indicating the second of two games played in a row but I’ve still got my dignity.

Min at SF: Do you think that AP’s son gets to stay up late tonight to watch the game and if there are any repercussions to follow later on? Hey, “I’M JUST ASKING QUESTIONS”. Personally, I think AP is gonna tear the league a new farthole in their jorts. Bridgewater looked better but how could he not. I love the “trial by fire” that rook QB’s go through-it’s fun to guess who is going to end up a confidence-bereft husk of a ex-player with several million dollars in their bank account. This may/may not apply to Vince Young-I don’t have access to his bank account. As for the ‘9ers [Bob Marley’s “Exodus” plays softly in the background] there’s a shit ton of moving parts to be replaced/re-assembled and I don’t think it can be done in one training camp. I’m guessing they’ll be looking up to everyone in their division.

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Brick Meathook
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Brick Meathook

THIS JUST IN:
http://i.imgur.com/dY6NNae.gifv
WHAT A SHITTY GAME

Beerguyrob
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‘night all.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Damn I was gonna see if anyone wanted to watch Rick and Morty and stay. But my job start date keeps getting pushed. All I have to wake up for is helping my mom sand her deck for 10 hours. I can do that hungover as fuck after watching R&M

/ We have sanded all damn summer, still not close to done. I built the fucking deck with my dad, took 3 days

WCS
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I work from home, so I can sleep till 13:00 (12:00 CST), and no one really cares. This is my normal routine.

Brick Meathook
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Brick Meathook

I live on the West Coast and work in the motion-picture industry. Normally, I wake up at 11:00AM, but in this case I’m willing to get up earlier. I forgot why. Please remind me.

make it snow
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I lit’rally can’t stay awake any longer. Good night, DFO.

make it snow
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The worst part of hearing Berman say “week one in the books” is knowing he had to be coached extensively on how to pronounce “books”.

Senor Weaselo
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Why did they give Scott Van Pelt his own Sportscenter?

Covalent Blonde
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Still better than Dilferman

Martin
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Once again:

martin-ksk.tumblr.com/random

Hasta

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

OH THANK GOD IT IS OVER… I wasn’t sure I was gonna make it a few times, but we made it through together. We will be stronger now in the future. Sure, like 1-2 are going to become serial killers but we made it through that.

Martin
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Going to be……………..

make it snow
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Oh God, Berman.

Brick Meathook
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Brick Meathook
Martin
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The best part is that these idiot fans won’t get back to the Bay Area from Santa Clara until Wednesday.

Covalent Blonde
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Now, now. It is only 1.5 hours if you count parking.

Beerguyrob
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You speak as if some of them actually work.

Senor Weaselo
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“We’re talking fire-breathers. They’re actually dragons.”

Charge of the Light Brigade
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Charge of the Light Brigade

Later all. I’m going to motion the UN to try everyone involved in this broadcast at The Hague.

Martin
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RUSSIA VETOES

Brick Meathook
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Brick Meathook

CHINA CLAIMS EXECUTION RIGHTS

EXCUSE ME, CHINA, BUT TEXAS WAS FIRST IN IN LINE

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Martin
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Ugh. Just from the commercial I’m certain every one of these Everest characters deserved a painful death.

Martin
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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Do you just mean ass? Or sweaty underneath too tight leather ass?

Martin
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Either. Both.

Martin
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Brick Meathook
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Brick Meathook
deadlydeadlyhawk
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deadlydeadlyhawk

fuck this, i’m playing madden. it’s less depressing to play the computer then swallow this tripe.

Martin
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Seen her before; incredible. It wasn’t as good as resolution as this one; thanks for posting.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Senor Weaselo
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Imagine if we took a drink every time Berman said “Look out”

Martin
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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I was doing that, should I not have been doing that? Should someone call me an ambulance?

Senor Weaselo
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You may already be dead.

Brick Meathook
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Brick Meathook
JustStopDude
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JustStopDude
Brick Meathook
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Brick Meathook

Hey, when I was in the U.S. Navy I had to do that job once! Unless you are stationed at Fort Myer, you have never done this before when you get assigned to do it. You are usually picked by how good you look in your dress uniform. I actually sympathize with these guys. In fairness to us, we DID know right from left. I guarantee those guys were picked 20 minutes before this, and the guy who comes in from the right is a professional funeral director wearing a uniform to blend in.

Martin
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deadlydeadlyhawk
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deadlydeadlyhawk

yes

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

“Only reason he knew Asiata was there was he knew the play so well”

Yeah, it wasn’t him just falling and seeing him 3 ft away as he was being sacked.

Brick Meathook
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Brick Meathook
Charge of the Light Brigade
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Charge of the Light Brigade

I haven’t had one, but is this what a colonoscopy is like?

Martin
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Less painful

Charge of the Light Brigade
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Charge of the Light Brigade

I think I would see something similar to this if someone stuck a camera up my ass. But at least it wouldn’t have commentary from Berman and Difler.

Martin
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The commentary doesn’t make you want to kill yourself, and you are exposed to magnitudes less shit.

Martin
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Brick Meathook
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Brick Meathook
Wakezilla
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Oh goody, another touchback

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deadlydeadlyhawk
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deadlydeadlyhawk

plz jebus have mercy

Brick Meathook
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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook
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Brick Meathook
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

SF is gonna make this a blowout so no one will talk about how fucking awful they were in the first half.

Brick Meathook
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Brick Meathook
Charge of the Light Brigade
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Charge of the Light Brigade

Trent likes it big strong and… god damnit, it’s not even fun anymore.

Senor Weaselo
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We’ve replaced Trent Dilfer with Sir Mix-a-Lot. Let’s see who notices.

Martin
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the girls

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Tattoos for the pick. Not a huge fan myself but I have had requests for tatted women

http://40.media.tumblr.com/d641f1af6577503c16d458224a1a324b/tumblr_nuc8nhpXVf1rnqrw9o1_500.jpg

The Mighty Feklahr
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The Mighty Feklahr

Lucky for Trent his brain dinnit assplode.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Martin
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Martin
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deadlydeadlyhawk
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