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San Francisco 49ers Preview: Chimera-thon
The San Francisco 49ers, my team, my boys, feels now more like watching tape from one side of a 2014 Pro Bowl game. I…
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49ers Bye Week: So Uninspiring You Probably Didn’t Notice We Weren’t Playing
What the fuck do I even say? What even is there? It’s not as if our team has just been beleaguered by injuries (*hands…
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SF 49ers Preview: A Desperate Plea for Ecological Rebirth
So here we are, on the eve of the 2017 NFL season, and like any good Niners fan, the future looks mighty tentative, if…
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A Call to Hodor: Colts Team Preview
*Blink and you might miss this review. Poor, Indy, finishing .500 last year, which by the good graces of being in the AFC South…
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49ers 2016 Preview: a One-Sided Conversation with a Team Hero
Strolling along the sidewalk at the Rose Garden in San Jose as I head into town to pick up the ticket package for the…
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Alternative Gravy: Sexy Times with Avocados
Not everyone can spend days getting their shit together to cook one fucking meal! This is hopefully an offering to those of us that…
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Welcome to UEFA Euros: The Poland Preview
UEFA European Championship—The 30-second Summary The Euros will be hosted this year in France for the fifteenth UEFA European Championship from 10 June through…
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This is How You Make MVP Unanimously
Perhaps I am just looking for a shiny ring to rest my Bay Area hat on since the Sharks loss to the Preds last…
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Your “Move on, Monday” Open Thread
Look, Monday, you’ve been great and we’ve shared some “alright” maybe even “fun” times together but I think it might be time for us…
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NFL New Year’s Resolutions
As the year comes to a close DFO took some time to have some introspective thoughts from around the NFL to consider what sorts…