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San Francisco 49ers: a Team Preview of Who’s Left
Hey, guess what’s better than writing a season preview for a loser team that no one cares about, i.e. the Browns? Writing it for…
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The Factory of Sadness: The Only Industry in Cleveland
Welp. It’s the Browns. And aside from some weird childhood nostalgia or misguided sympathies, few of you reading this will be deeply attached to…
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Short-Bus Field Trips: Langer’s Reminder
This is just a friendly reminder for those who have been around or a new invitation for our re-acquainted friends. Those who call SoCal…
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Team Preview Housekeeping
If you see your name in this sexy Niners-ish color below there has been a change from the earlier schedule and confirm that it…
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After the Yellow Bar
It is a new day. Maybe not a great one, but a new one. The apocalypse of creative and funny versus corporate and restrictive…
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Coming to Your Town: NHL Expansion
NHL expansion is imminent, for better or worse. As much as all fans of any sport inherently recoil at the notion of expansion, I…
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Short-Bus Field Trips: Langer’s Deli, Westlake/MacArthur Park
For those in the area currently or shall be, there will be another DFO field trip coming up soon–this time with more pastrami and…
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Dammit, Donald!
From immigrant rapists to torture crybabies, so early in what will be the crushing tidal wave of political punditry Trump has really come out…
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Father’s Office: an Oral History
Saturday Balls of Steel, Rikki-Tikki-Deadly, Yeah Right, and I got the opportunity share a few beers, discuss life, abandoning a team that is garbage,…
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Jared Fogle is a Dick
Thank you, Jared Fogle. You have proven bias correct. When I look at you, instinctively, I think, “That’s a man who knows a…