Covalent Blonde
Covalent Blonde
There are worse things than frying an egg naked, but few things that will scald your tummy as much.
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Old School Zero

I’ve been taking lots of notes and jotting down the random jokes that pop into my head, and I’m nearly ready to UNLEASH THE BOLTMAN [opening strands of Thunderstruck begin to play].

And then you’ll all have to wait.

King Hippo

Speaking of reviewers…is Fozz still alive? He’s the only one I don’t recall having seen since the great Friday unpleasantness.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Whoa. I already started the Lions one. You people and your Sunday usurping.

Edit: Eh, fuck it. It is all yours, TSHU.


I’m ready to go with the Dolphins. Any day suits me. If no one objects, I’ll go Monday.


Go for it. Monday is yours!


Monday it is. I even have a haiku.


Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Beastmode Ate My Babies and I agreed on the Eagles post that he can have the Seachickens, but he better get busy.

King Hippo

I double dipped with the Panthers because I live in NC and have thusly absorbed some pseudo-knowledge of them. If anyone is a fan and/or wants to flex their snarky blogging chops, I am glad to focus my shitty efforts on my beloved Donks.


I am willing to do any team, including the teams of the allegedly existing AFC South.

Horatio Cornblower

I’ll take one of the ones people are doubled up on if anyone wants to cut their workload. Just let me know.


Excellent job, Covalent! Thanks for putting this up.

Reminder to the AFC East folks, please pick a day for next week and update the calendar above. We want to space out the posts to give them time to breathe like a fine wine. (Or so I’ve heard. I’m not a big wine guy.)


I’m willing to write for the Texans


Wooooo! I’m sure make it snow will be happy as he no longer has to make stuff up about a fictional team!


So he’s not interested in writing for the Golden Football League?


By all means. I signed up initially because we didn’t have any Texans fans yet,


Done and done. The Texans are yours.