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A Hard Rain’s A-Gonna Fall – Dolphins 2016
Hello everyone, I’m Warthog, you may remember me for such posts as… nope, nothing to remember me for. I mostly lurk, which is…
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Dolphins “Progress” Report
So Philbin has been fired. Some have wondered if he’s still in London, but I happen to know he’s returned to his home planet.…
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Crossfit or Crucifix? (Revised)
Edit: My apologies for screwing up Word Press. This wasn’t supposed to go live for some time, but since I managed to post it,…
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America’s Wang’s Team (well, one of them) Dolphins 2015
Welcome to the life of a Dolphin fan. Not a dolfan. Keep your face paint to yourself, I just want to drink beer and…
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