Edit: My apologies for screwing up Word Press. This wasn’t supposed to go live for some time, but since I managed to post it, I’ll just go with it. I’ll consider it divine intervention.
As an outsider to all of this evangelical, fundamentalist, pentacostal type of religion (former Catholic, now Atheist) I’m fascinated by it. The rise of megachurches with all of their satellite campuses has been extra fun. Supporting their ministers’ need for bigger houses and newer jets requires a lot of $$$ and the need for #branding has become more urgent. Names for these churches have been punched up quite a bit. No more saint’s names or numbers (1st Baptist, 2nd Baptist, etc.), now it’s about #the brand. Not unlike local fitness centers. Driving around town, I’ve compiled a list of the names of these places, can you tell from the name which is a church and which is a gym? I’ve eliminated giveaway words like fellowship, ministry, fitness, gym, etc. from the names. May your god go with you and have a blessed day.
5. Bruised but not Broken
7. Center for Balanced Living
8. Destined for Greatness
9. Sage Strength
10. Pure Vida
The answers are in the replies to RTD’s Puzzle Solutions.