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EXCLUSIVE: CORONAVIRUS CANCELS CHARGERS 2020 SEASON!!!!!!!
My fellow Winstonians, I come before you bearing the scoop of the offseason! In our present moment, where the sport-o-sphere is gripped in the…
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Chargers at the Bye: A [DFO] Roundtable
OSZ: Hello from the DFO Chargers Posting Brigade—me, Low Commander of the Super Soldiers, sunrisesunrise, and blackroseMD1. Having just watched Floatception Rivers re-emerge during…
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Scary NFL Stories: The Experiment
(Scene: a nondescript room with two doors—one far, one near—but no windows, and two tables and chairs. On one table is a large box…
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VontazeMeBro’s 2016 Cincinnati Bengals Preview
Some of you may have become fathers in the last couple of years, but there’s still only one of us that came back from…
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Sunday Gravy Without yeah right: OSZ Invades Your Piehole
As I groggily woke up at a reasonable West coast sleep in time, I realized I had offered to take the Sunday Gravy slot…
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A Perfectly Cromulent San Diego Chargers 2016 Season Preview
(This preview has been brought to you by Low Commander of the Super Soldiers, Old School Zero, and sunrisesunrise) Keenan Allen: Damn. This shit…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: Hair Of The Dog
Portland has been commodified. It started a while back when all of us super cool and better than you Portlanders talked it up to…
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First downs for Brady, Tom
OH HAI! I Tommy, I play foots ball! So excitement! Pretty wife put put out clothes, better change! OOO, SLIPPERS YAY! Now I…
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Counterpoint: The National Football League Is Great, By Trent Green
Hello, I’m current National Football League commentator Trent Green, and I read the article on your site that said not to buy any National…
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This Week In Fuck You Money
So the Powerball jackpot was something like $500 million for last night’s drawing, and while I didn’t buy any tickets because I need that…