It’s quiet… too quiet…

So here's something to listen to--the great voice of Ken Nordine reading Edgar Allen Poe's "The Conqueror Worm", from the album Closed On Account Of Rabies: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qnj17goUP0 It's a great album, also featuring Christopher Walken reading "The Raven", Iggy Pop reading "The Telltale Heart", Gabriel Byrne reading "The Masque Of The Red Death",

The Masque Of The Yellow Lightning Bolt

I’m not sure why I went back. I can’t even remember the time between when I left and when I returned. I remember the end of the game—well, okay, more like the end of the 3rd quarter—being taunted by Raiders fans as I trudged out, cursing the powder blue #17

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(somewhere on a sunny beach in La Jolla, Callifornia) Brad: Brah! Good waves out there today. Jackson: Totally, brah. And my gal K8 [ed. note--literally spelled that way] packed me a whole box of fresh fish tacos. Brad: Rad! With the guac? Jackson: Yup. And I made some of that mango salsa. Brad: Sweet. So, did you go to the game

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Dateline: September 23rd, 2015 Greetings, loyal Winstonians! Long time readers know that for years, I've been telling my learned readership that Week 2 in the NFL is often a singular moment of specialized disaster, and this year was no exception! Up was down, wrong was right, and even the Raiders won