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OSZ Holiday Tabletop Game Giving Guide
Now that we’re in the time of year where we put forth our wish lists to bloated old white guys (PLEASE JUST GET OUR…
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Merry Christmas from the NFL Concussion Lawsuit Plaintiffs
As we gather around our families to remember the sacrifices made by our veterans in Bethlehem, we, the NFL Concussion Lawsuit Plaintiffs, would like…
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The San Diego Bye Week Report: A Fantastic Journey (To Last Place/Angeles)
[Deep within a hospital, a patient lies prone, still, and hooked up to many medical devices and machines that whirr, beep, and occasionally print…
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…but was it a catch?
(Some Sunday Night in the near future) Al: Stafford drops back, looks, and fires one out… Calvin Johnson grabs it and runs out of…
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Around this time every year…
Around this time every year, for the past few years, I get this cough. It feels like I get suddenly somewhat congestion, and just…
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A fearless and moral inventory
(As the sun comes up, a gathering of lost souls is happening in Nearby Church Basement, Anywhere, USA) Todd: I’d like to thank everyone for…
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It’s quiet… too quiet…
So here’s something to listen to–the great voice of Ken Nordine reading Edgar Allen Poe’s “The Conqueror Worm”, from the album Closed On Account Of…
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The Masque Of The Yellow Lightning Bolt
I’m not sure why I went back. I can’t even remember the time between when I left and when I returned. I remember the…
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Kommenter Beer Barrel: Pucker Up, Buttercup
[Ed. Note–Having pulled off an upset against make it snow in fantasy football this past weekend, OSZ won the privilege of penning this column…