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Old School Zero

Ex-Chargers fan in Portland. Sorry about your carpet.
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Beerguyrob
Horatio Cornblower

Try it again but this time with the password “up4whatever”. The tech guys say that should do it.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

That is the most date rapey slogan ever. They should just stop pretending and say “We know you are gonna give someone a drink with GHB tonight, use our beer to mask the taste.”

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I don’t know why on earth they didn’t build an entire campaign around that slogan and feature Darren Sharper as a spokesperson.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

So for tonight’s game. Baltimore isn’t as bad as their 1-5 record. I try not to pay attention to them other than for Flacco schadenfreude reasons. I ask because I am hoping the game tonight will be watchable.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Baltimore isn’t as bad as their 1-5 record?*

SonOfSpam

The Lions just fired their Offensive Coordinator (Joe Lombardi, if anyone cares…and no one does). His replacement is a gentleman named Jim Bob Cooter.

Jim. Bob. Cooter.

Martin

Joe’s brother, John, is a heating and plumbing contractor in New Mexico. Maybe the Lions should’ve hired him instead. Or hire him now.

Martin

Jesus Christ.

[Jim Bob Cooter] was arrested again in 2009 and charged with aggravated burglary after allegedly climbing into the window of a woman’s apartment, stripping down to his underwear and getting into her bed, according to WVLT in Knoxville.

http://www.si.com/nfl/2015/10/26/detroit-lions-jim-bob-cooter-offensive-coordinator

SonOfSpam

Best part of that story is “again”

Also, who among us hasn’t done that when wooing a lady?

Martin

That’s why prostitution exists—at the line where effort becomes more stupid than paying for it.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Wait, wait, that’s illegal? Looks like I’ve got some apologizin’ to do.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

the video at the end takes forever to load

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
monty this seems strange to me

Tim Tebow objects to the use of “Abort” but he has “Retry” and “Fail” down.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Agreed.

ballsofsteelandfury

Agreed

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

A.W.E.S.O.M.- O finds your content to be “Totally lame!” for not including the plot synopsis of a potential Adam Sandler movie.

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Martin

“It’s like the best adrenaline rush ever” – paid f*nd**l shill who has never experienced joy or excitement.

Martin

Speaking of corporate shilling.

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Martin

Describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind about … your mother.

http://i.imgur.com/A3Ehtug.jpg

WCS

Meanwhile, inside Darren Rovell’s brain…