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Horatio Cornblower

Try it again but this time with the password “up4whatever”. The tech guys say that should do it.

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

That is the most date rapey slogan ever. They should just stop pretending and say “We know you are gonna give someone a drink with GHB tonight, use our beer to mask the taste.”

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I don’t know why on earth they didn’t build an entire campaign around that slogan and feature Darren Sharper as a spokesperson.

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

So for tonight’s game. Baltimore isn’t as bad as their 1-5 record. I try not to pay attention to them other than for Flacco schadenfreude reasons. I ask because I am hoping the game tonight will be watchable.

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Baltimore isn’t as bad as their 1-5 record?*

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SonOfSpam

The Lions just fired their Offensive Coordinator (Joe Lombardi, if anyone cares…and no one does). His replacement is a gentleman named Jim Bob Cooter.

Jim. Bob. Cooter.

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Martin

Joe’s brother, John, is a heating and plumbing contractor in New Mexico. Maybe the Lions should’ve hired him instead. Or hire him now.

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Martin

Jesus Christ.

[Jim Bob Cooter] was arrested again in 2009 and charged with aggravated burglary after allegedly climbing into the window of a woman’s apartment, stripping down to his underwear and getting into her bed, according to WVLT in Knoxville.

http://www.si.com/nfl/2015/10/26/detroit-lions-jim-bob-cooter-offensive-coordinator

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SonOfSpam

Best part of that story is “again”

Also, who among us hasn’t done that when wooing a lady?

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Martin

That’s why prostitution exists—at the line where effort becomes more stupid than paying for it.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Wait, wait, that’s illegal? Looks like I’ve got some apologizin’ to do.

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Brick Meathook

the video at the end takes forever to load

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montythisseemsstrangetome

Tim Tebow objects to the use of “Abort” but he has “Retry” and “Fail” down.

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

A.W.E.S.O.M.- O finds your content to be “Totally lame!” for not including the plot synopsis of a potential Adam Sandler movie.

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Martin

“It’s like the best adrenaline rush ever” – paid f*nd**l shill who has never experienced joy or excitement.

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Martin

Speaking of corporate shilling.

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Martin

Describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind about … your mother.

http://i.imgur.com/A3Ehtug.jpg

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WCS

Meanwhile, inside Darren Rovell’s brain…

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