It’s Your Monday Nighter Open Thread!

I don’t know how we did it. We watched a quadruple-header yesterday and there are no urine stains on the sofa. Not only that, but we’re back to watch this. I don’t use the word “heroes” very often but damnit!, we are heroes. We’ve slogged through some lousy ref calls, brain-meltingly bad throws by QB’s, shortages of beer, the nagging of significant others, carb-heavy food choices, glasses of scotch that refuse to remain full, mystifying third down play calls, kids demanding to be fed, half-hour late delivery guys and fridges/bathrooms that are much farther away from the tv than they should be. How did we do it? I don’t know-it’s a question for the ages…

Bal @ Ari: The spread here is boysenberry and ten. The Ravens are 0-5-1 against both. They are the masters of squeaking out the close loss-they’ve  done it by 6, 4, 4, 3 and 5 for an average of 4.4. Where did the .4 come from? I’m no mathemagician, but I’m guessing a failed on-side kick or a shared sack or some such. I’d just like to say a little something about Mr. Chris Johnson. The guy is 30 years old and was an afterthought when he was signed by the Cards-Ellington was the lead guy and there was this rook stud by the name of David Johnson in the wings just biding his time until he took over. CJ was done-that blazing Cop Speed that his game was predicated on was long gone. He’s not the back that can hit a home run at any given time any more because he changed his style. At 203 pounds he’s taking a pounding running up the middle. I just can’t see a similar back, say Jamaal Charles, doing the same thing at 30. Why? Because he’ll be out for the season with an injury that year as well. Well done, Chris.

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I am really a fan of that last ass gif. It got linked with my last post, don’t care

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I like the fact I didn’t get stuck alone. Giant sexy ass for you in a few min. I am out for another cig or I would get it sooner.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

You know I will always try for you. First site naked or dicks everywhere

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I spammed you guys the most but I am just wide awake and can’t find a single person in any time zone that is awake. Tried European buddies I have gamed with, people in Asia. Just not one person awake.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

If you want me to introduce you to ranked CS, WC3 or similar players I can do that but none are online tonight I am also the worlds worst WoW player but I am a Priest so I am needed

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I need to get a job. I will still be at 3 am but . Yeah, I will still just be here at 3 am

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I meant 7 here it will still be before 9

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Fuck, it is 0:30 (0:300?) already and really don’t care about Gotham. Sill wanted us to go to 24 hour time earlier so I will start with this.

That first one just seemed wrong

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I am off again to watch Gotham and Minority Report. I know I should have given up on the latter already

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

This was the one I wanted. She is as close to perfect woman as I could imagine

NSFW again

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My gifs and sites are all saved in my other bookmarks section. I should really fix that.

ballsofsteelandfury

Nice!

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

NSFW one. It was stored in my favs. Not the one I wanted

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ballsofsteelandfury

Holy shit, nice!

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I get accused of loving red head over other women, but it is really just because it is much easier to find a SFW one when you really don’t want to try

http://36.media.tumblr.com/172496f6612cecf7b9412e0e309a8821/tumblr_nu2uelnB4K1tbs59no1_1280.png

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I mean that took 30 seconds. Have you tried to find a SFW Black woman on tumblr?

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I think CBS leaned too hard on let’s give everyone an edge in Blindspot, I liked it better when it tried less. It really did that well which is the formula for success on that network.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Oh shit it is NBC. I understand the notes from people running the TV network that never watch the show now

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Sorry. I was rambling. Pic and then I think I will be out for the night to finally get to Blindspot and Gotham.

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

It is the 30th year around the time where 500 cars get broken into but the cops make more money off trying to pull over drunk 23 year olds so they never use police resources for anything else and tell everyone to fuck off out city council meetings. Maybe my dog heard sometime I missed.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

anniversary of the time of year*

something*

Not happy with how much I fucked up that comment, It was a victim of trying to reword it 5 too many times.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I was the son of an Alderman, it pays enough to make 5000 Xerox newletters 4 times a year to keep the citizens informed or pay for a babysitter for your kids. My mom chose the newsletter so after sitting though the nightly meetings as a kid I will forever hate cops. Being her labor to deliver said newsletters wasn’t that bad.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I just went out for a cig and took my dog out. Then filled his dog dish with nacho chips. I have to admit how quickly I failed at disciplining him

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

He is still barking. Honestly worried there is something wrong with him or he is just convinced someone is trying to break into the house

WCS

Die Hund still has the violent, liquid poos. She also has not touched her food, nor even came ’round for dinner scraps. I never wanted this dog; wifey just came home with her one day. It’s been seven friggin’ years of dealing with her. That said, an animal not feeling well still pangs me deeply. I don’t like this dog that much, never wanted it to begin with. A sick animal, though.. it cuts pretty deep. Especially when they give you that “I DON’T FEEL RIGHT LOOK” straight into your soul. Poor thing.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Yeah. This pup was my almost step siblings dog and I adopted him later. Still not sure what is wrong but he isn’t barking as much

Brick Meathook

STELLAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

My dog who never runs away ran away today. Now he is being a dick and barking loudly and constantly, another thing he never does. Not liking him much right now. That is a lie, I would like to go eat entire block of cheddar cheese (his favorite food) in front of him though.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

We have the cheese but I ate way too much at dinner, so spiteful eating isn’t gonna happen unless I go for the ice cream we have at the house for the first time in months. He loves that too. Wisconsin dog.

Brick Meathook
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

One of my favorite scenes in cinema history.
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“Yoooo’ve goch teh target in you shights.”

Brick Meathook

Mish Moneypenny, thish should present so shignificant obstacle.

Christ! Renton, for a vegetarian you’ve got a mean streak a mile wide!

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

It’s a very sobering feeling to be up in space and realize that one’s safety factor was determined by the lowest bidder on a government contract.

Alan Shepard

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Bumping this gif Moose posted because with almost everyone gone I assume no one is checking older posts now

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My favorite part is the white guy on the right trying harder than everyone else and still being the only one out of sync

Brick Meathook
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Sill Bimmons

I encourage you all to keep 24-hour time.

Using AM/PM will inevitably do you wrong.

Sharkbait

“It has a short neck and a long history”

…Danny Devito?

John Difool
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I was gonna say I didn’t remember her being so short but after a quick google search she is 5’7″ so he is 6’5″ or it is just a weird angle

Sill Bimmons

bbbbtthhhpptthhpptthhtttttttttttt

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I hated most of this game but I was starting to look forward to OT

makeitsnowondem

Oh thank God.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
WCS

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

733T = FALSE

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

FLAG

makeitsnowondem

I mean it. Somewhere in the Ravens’ two-minute drill film is the key to averaging 50 yards per play forever.

Brick Meathook

YEP ITS THE RAVENS

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