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As we gather around our families to remember the sacrifices made by our veterans in Bethlehem, we, the NFL Concussion Lawsuit Plaintiffs, would like to you remind about the importance of safety in football. Today you will be undoubtable be watching some great NFL games while you circle the maypole, and see the stars before your eyes play the game we all love and we all love. Please take a moment to remember the danger and harm to the health of those people playing in the NFL from things like concussions, over use of PEDs, incompetent commissioners, daily fantasy gambling sites, and hack journalist racism. In the words of Martin Luther King Jr., whose life we celebrate tomorrow: “I have a dream”, and we should all follow this example. Thank you for your attention during this time of holy fasting, and please, never forget, that Roger Goodell Is A National Disgrace.
Merry Christmas from the NFL Concussion Lawsuit Plaintiffs
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I love that tag so so much so so so so very much!
I like to think this was intentional due to the brain damage of the plaintiffs:
“Today you will be undoubtable be watching…”
Bingo. There’s a few of those in there.
I saw the turkey’s shadow when I put it in the oven so I think we have six more weeks of Lent.
Shadow turkey has the best dark meat.
Do any of the 1972 Dolphins remember being a 1972 Dolphin?
I would stick around but I have to hide the Easter eggs and then light the menorah.
No, no, I’m pretty sure we have to light the kinara.
Will not put it past the NFL defense attorneys to argue that they are off the hook because Seau played a game of Thanksgiving tag football in ’73.
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