/Inside an empty waiting room with an instrumental version of Creed’s My Sacrifice being played in the background
/Suddenly, a Door Flies Open. A younger looking Bob McNair enters the room
Bob McNair: What in the hell? Where am I?
/A Confused McNair notices another door to his left and decides to walk
It's your old pal Beerguyrob, and I've asked Seamus if I could host tonight's Friday soiree, since I have a particular interest in the date. He was a surprisingly tough negotiator,
because Fridays are near & dear to his heart. But after sweetening the offer once
I was able to
As you are reading this, I am currently not in Seattle awaiting the banal gore that will be the Seahawks home opener on Sunday. The dog sitter's elderly mother died, and there wasn't time to make other arrangements, so my brother will be enjoying the carnage without me.
However, as we
The dust has been settled, the alcohol from Sunday has finally worn off and the teams have gone home. It's time for some concluding thoughts about this World Cup.
Where do you rank this World Cup?
Balls: I've said it before, but I honestly think it's the Best World Cup EVAR! I've
Inside an empty DFO boardroom, the door flies open
In walks Downton Abbey actor, Jim Carter, wearing his traditional Carson outfit
Carter: All rise for the current fantasy DFO World Cup of Lesser footy leader. . . as of July 5th, 2018, Master, Wakezilla.
In walks the King amongst men, Wakezilla. Wakezilla
A random phone rings in a famous building...
White House Operator: Uh, hello?
Mysterious Sexy-Voiced Protagonist: Yes, hello...I'm calling from Door Flies Open and looking to get some information on a foreign country. With whom am I speaking?
White House Operator: This is Ivanka.
MSVP (who is now obviously DFO): Wow, didn't expect that. Why
He's due an $11 million base salary on the final year of his contract, so I'm guessing that helps make the decision.
Also helping: the future golf career, based on his Pebble Beach Pro-Am victory last weekend.
I don't know who'll be throwing him passes.
Risk. Anyone over the age of 25 remembers this game.
A child's game, but not a game just a child will play. Allow me to walk you through the process of how we got to this point.
This is Barron Trump,
Now, on the surface, he's a mild-mannered kid whose father just happens
Before we get into the travesty that the Cowboys' 2017 season is about the become, a few words about Jerry Jones. Unless you were living under a rock the last couple of weeks you know that our grandstanding Vice-President, Mike "I'm Terrified Of Any Woman Not My Mother" Pence, attended
Luckily, there's still The Darkness.
Julian Edelman & the Patriots have agreed on a contract extension. Otherwise, this was the final year of his four-year deal signed in 2014.
Also, no one smaller than him is a free agent, so Belichick had no choice - other than scouring the
As expected, Aaron Hernandez's murder conviction was vacated today, as a result of his suicide prior to the conclusion of his appeal.
This means his widow will be able to go after the Patriots for the remainder of his 2012 signing bonus.
but Odin Lloyd's heirs cannot, because
NFL News: two days until the Draft.
Adrian Peterson has indeed signed a two-year, $7 million contract with the Saints.
it's effectively one-year, plus incentives, with a team-option for a second.
Oh - the Saints open in Minnesota Week-1.
No one can blame him: AJ McCarron wants out of Cincinnati.