Your “So Let Me Clear My Throat” Thursday Open Thread

BrettFavresColonoscopy - May 19, 2022May 19, 2022

Good evening, fellow miscreants and dick joke enthusiasts. As you may have noticed, without Thursday Night Football and hobo season, we don't have a regular Thursday night poster (is that joke out of bounds now that he's paralyzed?). So sometimes you get tehHippo, sometimes you get DonT, sometimes you get

Reflections on Insurrectionists–Your Thursday Not-So-Lighthearted Open Thread

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - January 6, 2022January 6, 2022

As you surely know by now, today marks one year since an outgoing President attempted to disrupt the 219 year old American tradition of peaceful transition of power. This is probably going to be my only post on DFO without links and one of maybe two or three without jokes. I honestly

Your “Those Guys Are A Couple of Master Debaters” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - September 29, 2020September 29, 2020

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NFL News: It begins: up to eight Titans players & personnel have tested positive for Corona virus. It's three new positive tests for players and five new positive tests for personnel. Outside linebackers coach and defensive playcaller Shane Bowen missed Sunday's game due to COVID protocols. They now have to

What Day Is It Today? Thursday? Evening Open Thread

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - January 2, 2020January 2, 2020

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Oh, hi there. As you've likely noted, BrewHombreRoy is off looking for clues in a series of brutal hobo murders. For those of you that don't know me, I'm BrettFavresColonoscopy, I lackadaisically write the DFO mailbag, and I'm filling in just for tonight. I insert a lot of extraneous links

World Cup 2018 South Korea Preview: So you’re saying there’s a chance

Wakezilla - June 3, 2018June 3, 2018

*Scene opens to a pitch black room. All you can see is black and the sounds of an older man grunting* Old Man breathing heavily: Oh yeah, that little black dress is getting a little uncomfortable. Take it off, baby. *The sound of pumping Vaseline can be heard* OM: Oh yeah, almost there,

NFL Owners, THEY’RE JUST LIKE US

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DFOing Good

BrettFavresColonoscopy - February 2, 2017February 2, 2017

I don't know if you've heard, but it's Super Bowl (or, if you want to obey the first rule of DFO, Superb Owl) week! Yesterday, Commissioner/Ginger hammer/Megadouche/National Disgrace Roger Goodell did his part to stand before the press and earn his $30 million-ish a year salary by awkwardly chuckling about Hingle

“All Dreams Start or End Tonight” Tuesday Open Thread

Beerguyrob - March 15, 2016

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Possibly the most unproductive work week in North America kicks off tonight. HUZZAH! But first, what brings us here: Free Agency: the thrill is gone after the first week. Not much left to cover until the draft in 43 days. Still, CJ Anderson - staying in Denver! Now he'll just have to figure

Your “What’s So Super About It?” Tuesday Night Open Thread

Beerguyrob - March 1, 2016

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Oh yeah, it’s March 1st! Super Tuesday!! Time to rock out with your caucus out!!! Eleven states with 25% of the available delegates are choosing their party's nominee tonight. If you live in one of those states, you might as well give up on network television, because that shit's getting preempted. That