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Quick Thoughts on the Rule of Law
This quick hit post is coming to you LIVE from the British Library, where I both very recently took a shit and the picture…
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Random Thoughts With BFC, Volume 33
Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your host John Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh) talk…
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Random Thoughts With BFC, Volume 32
Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your host John Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh) talk…
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Let Them Eat Peasants–Global Snaxx Review and Sunday Evening Open Thread
DonT is off tonight. So if you’re sick of me as a sub for Sharky, too, now you get to be sick of me…
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Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 26
Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your host John Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh) talk…
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Your “So Let Me Clear My Throat” Thursday Open Thread
Good evening, fellow miscreants and dick joke enthusiasts. As you may have noticed, without Thursday Night Football and hobo season, we don’t have a…
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Reflections on Insurrectionists–Your Thursday Not-So-Lighthearted Open Thread
As you surely know by now, today marks one year since an outgoing President attempted to disrupt the 219 year old American tradition of…
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What Day Is It Today? Thursday? Evening Open Thread
Oh, hi there. As you’ve likely noted, BrewHombreRoy is off looking for clues in a series of brutal hobo murders. For those of you…
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Mouth Flies Open: DFO Mailbag #17
The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which we…
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Mouth Flies Open: DFO Advice Mailbag #16
The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which we…