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2026 Oscars, Sunday Offseason Etc. Etc.
Hola, hola. I’m so glad to be here, among many film buffs and fans in one of these… Let’s say, one of these Distraction…
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A Yinzer Rant About Dirt (Stillers At the Bye Primer)
Redshirt’s Dirt Bungles contingent may challenge Milly-waw-kay for Central Division domination for a while. The Best Fans in Based Balls should be paying attention.…
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Yap Yap Yap – Sunday Offseason Etc. Etc.
Living in this Caribbean Paradise, and through the exercise of my profession, I’ve had the enormous privilege of rubbing elbows with scores of talented…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Looks Like I Won’t Be The Only Thing Not Aging Well This Week!
Greetings to you all, but this week especially to those of us of a certain age, specifically those of us who had our formative…
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It’s Thursday Already? Carpenter Afternoon Hang-Out
Maybe it’s just me, but the week immediately after the Superb Owl always tend to drag a little. There’s almost a sense of dread,…
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Dante Hicks Tribute Carpenter Jorb
Allegheny County 9-1-1, what’s the address— oh, so(u)rry. Force of habit and whatnot. Actually, if yinz didn’t know, there’s a pre-recorded bump of that…
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Hey, Remember the Fail Mary? Week 15 SNF Thread
It happened 12 years ago, September 24, 2012, Prime Time. Pack @ C-Hox, a clear interception was ruled as the game winning TD by…
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2024 Titans Bye Report: Hostage Situation
I hoped the Titans would reach their bye at 1-3. Well look at that: they did. They say: have low or zero expectations, and…
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Saturation Saturday (Early Edition)
Muy buenos días, ladies and degenerates, minors without parental supervision, sociopaths all. I will be subbing this AM because King Hippo picked this weekend…