[Interior, Night, Somewhere in Baltimore] JJ Fozz and tWBS sit at a bar drinking. Heavily. As they feast on steamed crabs... ...and down beer after beer, the news comes on the TeeVee box over the bar.... ...In what's being called an intervention from God, we're learning now that Joe Flacco has been found.
Today is July 13, which prompted this internal dialogue: LOGIC: The Hall of Fame Game is in 25 days. COMMON SENSE: We're almost there. Up top! *raises hand* EMOTIONS: *loud eye roll* Will you, uh, geniuses EVER understand that you can only live in the present. *walking away* Ess emm eich. Ess emm God