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We don’t actually get the beloved Premiership back for two more days, so you will get a Boxing Day preview complete with Hippo Thoughts on the Xmas Day Trifecta. I will try to do a Sunday morning Special Edition Hippo Thoughts, provided my pill-addled brainpan remembers.
For now, an early morning placeholder until Northern Ontario’s Ruggedest Hobo Remover chimes in with your Saturday gifts. This past Thursday, I dropped my oldest kiddo off at my mom’s (they were going to dinner at my sister’s, I repeatedly said ‘no’ because DUE U EVEN HIPPO, BRUH??) and was turning into Walgreen’s to pick up MOAR PILLZ.
I was listening to the USUALLY SAFE “First Wave,” and Richard Blade was talking too much, as usual. But his long-winded intro saved my arse. I heard him say Bing Crosby “with a little help from David Bowie” – that sounded weird, so I glanced at the radio screen…and changed the channel about 0.7 seconds before Hippo would have been ousted.
That survival, on top of a Monday dentist appointment? Fookin. Indestructable. ALL UR CHALLENGE ARE BELONG TO HIPPO.
And, as every year, I will be listening to the very best Christmas music, the only time I ever do so (just remember to skip ahead at 1hr, 5mins in). Sufjan Stevens, fellow Methodist, and fellow hipster dipshit. I always thought Sufjan would be me, if only I was handsome and had a scintilla of talent (we do have the same gorilla-hairy forearms).
Enjoy your various carousings today.
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