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Broncos Country Discovers Absurdist Horror – Or, How I Survived The 2022 Season
In week 5 of the 2022 regular season I was tasked with taking over the Broncos blurbs for r/NFL’s Power Rankings weekly thread. 32…
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Sunday Gravy with yeah right: The Dessert Special! Key (?) Lime Pie.
Editors note: during each season of Sunday Gravy the author will “stash” or pre-write an episode or two since events happen, shit gets in…
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Your “How Many Seasons Are Over Already?” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: A hilarious week for new NFL coaches ends with them racking up a 0-7 record, the first time that has happened. It’s…
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![[DFO] Archives: Circle Jerk Weekend (Part 2)](https://doorfliesopen.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/BOLTMAN-GROUP-Banner.jpg)
[DFO] Archives: Circle Jerk Weekend (Part 2)
…and the refractory period is now declared OVER. Hope you’re ready for round 2! AUTHOR: Senor Weaselo FAVORITE PERSONAL POST: House Of Pain (the first…
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[DFO] Archives: Quotables (Results)
As DFO Throwback Week continues, the black and white gifs led to some black and blue comments. Eh, I got nothing. Take it away,…
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![[DFO] Archives: Request Line – The Long Kiss Goodnight](https://doorfliesopen.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/vintage-5a.jpg)
[DFO] Archives: Request Line – The Long Kiss Goodnight
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY. A young woman in a smart suit and horn-rimmed glasses is bustling around a control board on the exterior…
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![[DFO] Archives: Electric Origins – The Birth of Evil](https://doorfliesopen.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Grand-Temple.png)
[DFO] Archives: Electric Origins – The Birth of Evil
YAXKIN MULUK, 900 BC – GRAND TEMPLE – INTERIOR [The HIGH PRIEST stands before a glorious golden altar leading his congregation of hundreds in…
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1967 AFL Season Preview
In honor of Anniversary Week, the good folks of the [DFO] writing staff have looked through the years—nay, decades—of lost misplaced #content in search…
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![[DFO] Archives: DFO Insider – The Deadly Dozen](https://doorfliesopen.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/1967-office-8.jpg)
[DFO] Archives: DFO Insider – The Deadly Dozen
INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers are lounging in an office filled with mid-century modern furniture and painted…
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Chicago Bears 1967 Season Preview
Well, sports fans, last season was quite a disappointment for the Chicago Major League Baseball club’s big brothers, as they plodded their way to…