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Literal Boots on the Ground: Get in the Game! Part 1
As some of you may have noticed, my writing pace around these parts has been…less than prolific lately. Nothing personal against the clubhouse, I’ve…
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More Things Should Be Removed This Easily: A 2025 Dallas Cowboys Preview
I recently had a (very) minor surgical procedure to remove something called a pilar cyst. They’re benign but can get annoying, they run in…
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BFC’s Substitute Teacher Cocktail of the Week–Let’s Get French
Well, Sharky still isn’t back, so you’re stuck with me another week. Boo fucking hoo. Let’s keep our travel theme going and head over…
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BFC’s Substitute Teacher Cocktail of the Week–Let’s Go Irish
Banner Photo Credit from Timeout Sharky is off tonight. He was eaten by wolves is on vacation. I’m Tits Magee. You’re getting a few…
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It’s Thursday Already? Carpenter Afternoon Hang-Out
Maybe it’s just me, but the week immediately after the Superb Owl always tend to drag a little. There’s almost a sense of dread,…
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Dante Hicks Tribute Carpenter Jorb
Allegheny County 9-1-1, what’s the address— oh, so(u)rry. Force of habit and whatnot. Actually, if yinz didn’t know, there’s a pre-recorded bump of that…
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NFL Hard Knocks on HBO Presents: Your 2024 Chicago Bears Season Preview / Bye Week / Whatever Update (and Tuesday Night Open Thread)
Banner Photo Credit Interior, vape filled room of indeterminate location. Could be Hollywood, Bristol, Lake Forest, or an underground bunker in the UP. All…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Hey, Not So Loud!!
(I can’t think of a decent featured image for this one; someone hit with me some little people!) Greetings, folks. I write this after…
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Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 30
Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your host John Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh) talk…