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A Bathroom Full of Secrets – Offseason Sunday Open Thread
I am still shaken over a couple of things about the indictment against Trump for keeping, stealing, and hiding intelligence documents on U.S. nukes…
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Ted Talk: 17-Game NFL Regular Season
While taking a diversity webinar unmuted (Ed.’s Note: WHY?! ffs…), DFO was coerced into broadening its serial killer voices beyond Northern Ontario. Theodore J.…
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Talking Pandemic – With Special Guest
DFO talked to convicted murderer and anti-technology ideologue Theodore Ted Kaczynski about COVID-19. Commonly known as The Unabomber, Mr. Kach— Ted Kaczynski: Wait. Ideologue?…
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NFL Week 1 Bettors’ Guide
Ted Kaczynski: Gambling is the prime dehumanizer of the monetary system! I will NOT– Door Flies Open: SHHH! Let me do the intro. [clears…
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The Unabomber Sends His Thoughts on Super Bowl L
Dear Editor: Ted asked me to politely request that you publish his thoughts on Super Bowl L. I’m sure you’ll agree that his “Takes” are…