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Friday Morning Brain Farts/Carpenter Jorb
In lieu of actual prose, here’s some randomness to waste time while waiting for DJ 3000 to reload munitions from last night’s operations the…
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Guttersnipe
Another demoralizing loss for the team last week. Both sides went in with only two live bowlers, a pair on each of the teams…
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Crimes of Poverty: How I became “Radicalized” Against the Criminal Justice System (Part Four)
During my third year of law school, one of my courses was a criminal defense clinic, where I represented misdemeanor defendants in Bronx Criminal…
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NYCHA, Search Warrants, and Leverage: How I became “Radicalized” Against the Criminal Justice System (Part Two)
My experiences navigating the abject cruelty of the criminal justice system while representing misdemeanor defendants in the Bronx. During my third year of law…
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A Modester Proposal: DFO Buys the Denver Broncos (and Tuesday Open Thread)
I have been called many things: Dreamer. Madman. Mrs. Ethel Burstein. But this is not some delusion of grandeur, like that time I thought…
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And To Celebrate, We’re Having Ribs: Your 2020 Reigning, Defending, Super Bowl Champion Kansas City Chiefs Preview
Last year I agreed to do the Chiefs preview, since apparently none of us here in the clubhouse root for the Chiefs, other than…
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Your “The Holiday’s Over” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: Because there are no rest days, Tom Brady began working out with teammates today. Granted, it was his center, his backups &…
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Rudolph the Raycess Reindeer: CrimeBeat! Followup Edition
Whelp, the other shoe has…um…sort of dropped. While we were all distracted by Potentially P(a)edophile Princes and Tua Tagovailoa’s first contract value going from…
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CrimeBeat!: Special #Hardtime in #Hardland Edition
Well shit. Here I was, all proud of myself for getting The Deacon all snugged up in his pajamas and into his Baby Jail…
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CrimeBeat!: An Existential Quandre Edition
It’s that time again- time to examine the biggest NFL felonies (real or metaphorical) of the last couple of days weeks (gimme a break,…