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Happy holidays folks! You know Christmas is just a few days away don't you? You didn't procrastinate again this year did you? Goddammit! Why do you do this to yourself? Now it's getting too late to order something online and have it shipped to you.
You may even
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Turn off your mind, relax and just float along with me.
Maybe it was the 50 grams of high grade edible pot or maybe it was the terribly (we'll get to that ) overpriced beers but what started out was a simple idea, I'm
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I feel it is my responsibility to remind everyone, well us U.S. residing folks anyway, that Thanksgiving is Thursday. Like, next fucking Thursday. As in 5 goddamn days Thursday.
And you haven't even been to the grocery store yet have you?
What are you thinking? That can
As the Vikings prepare to leave their bye week and begin the second half of the season, the team sits in first place of the NFC North with a record of 6-2 and a full two game lead over both Detroit and Green Bay. Actually based on an early loss
On Saturday 10-21-17 through Tuesday 10-24-17, I fulfilled a major goal and visited Minneapolis to see a Vikings game and to just as importantly see the new US Bank Stadium.
Holy fucking shit kids. This stadium is incredible.
Some of the reasons for choosing this weekend was; it was right around my
Exterior: Wintertime in a wooded area. A shaky handheld camera pans in a 180 degree view.
Voice 1: "Hey Laura? I think I've got it!"
Voice 2: "Is it on? Have you ever worked one of those things before?"
V1: "Oh geez, it's just a camcorder ya know. Even a little kid can
Hi, welcome back. Miss me? I am going to assume you said "Hell no." So I sit down to watch my favorite thing in life, no not porn, time and place kids. That's right the God Damn National Football League. I got my rally skins, I'm drunk, I've got my
It has been awhile since I brought you the first LA Rams Stadium update and I figured it was about time we head on back to Inglewood to see how the development was going. So I took it upon myself as both your intrepid reporter as well as the DFO
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Greetings fellow NFL fans and beer drinking enthusiasts. I'm yeah right, the resident food guy on this here site taking a shot at my first "Beer Barrel." While I don't even pretend to have the sophisticated beer pallet of our regular host Make It Snow or many of
Good morning folks!
We did it! We fucking did it! The NFL season is finally here and we made it through the interminable, arduous, ungodly offseason.
While of course this means we've got hot, sexy NFL action every weekend for the next 5 months or so it also means I can
Hey folks! Now that it's almost time to start the NFL season how about joining our traditional DFO NFL suicide league? Just head over to ESPN.com, register an account. Go to the fantasy section and select "Eliminator Challenge." Search for groups and look for "DFO Crack Suicide Squad" create an
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Voiceover by the Ghost of John Facenda: "October 16th 2016. The Minnesota Vikings enter their bye week with a record of 5-0. Built on the strength of a furious defense and a ball control offense, the Vikings surge to the top of every prognosticators Power Rankings and the