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  • Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Football is on the Horizon! Grilled Pesto Pork Chops and Roasted Garlic Mashed Potatoes.

    Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Football is on the Horizon! Grilled Pesto Pork Chops and Roasted Garlic Mashed Potatoes.

    August 27, 2017

    Hey folks! Now that it’s almost time to start the NFL season how about joining our traditional DFO NFL suicide league? Just head over…

  • Minnesota Vikings 2017 Team Preview – Handling Tragedy with Dignity.

    Minnesota Vikings 2017 Team Preview – Handling Tragedy with Dignity.

    August 22, 2017

    Banner image via MMQB.com Voiceover by the Ghost of John Facenda: “October 16th 2016. The Minnesota Vikings enter their bye week with a record of…

  • Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Chicken Marsala with Homemade Pasta.

    Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Chicken Marsala with Homemade Pasta.

    August 20, 2017

    Hello again everybody! I appreciate you returning for another episode of Sunday Gravy. Where weekly, I attempt to bring you new, sometimes challenging and…

  • If You’re a Saints Fan You’re Stupid by DJ Taj – Saints Season Preview

    If You’re a Saints Fan You’re Stupid by DJ Taj – Saints Season Preview

    August 16, 2017

    How you may be asking does one become a Saints fan in the first place? (The sound of screeching brakes and then that annoying back…

  • Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Fast Food Chinese Take Out. Orange Chicken and Fried Rice.

    Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Fast Food Chinese Take Out. Orange Chicken and Fried Rice.

    August 13, 2017

    Zǎoshang hǎo DFO! Welcome back to Sunday Gravy! Thanks to Mr. Litre Cola for filling in last Sunday with another episode of “Baking with…

  • The DFO Interview: Drew Magary

    The DFO Interview: Drew Magary

    July 30, 2017

    In honor of [Door Flies Open]’s 2nd anniversary we reached back in time and reached out in person to interview one of the founding…

  • Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Chicken Pot Pie. So Much Butter.

    Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Chicken Pot Pie. So Much Butter.

    July 30, 2017

    Good morning folks! Welcome back to Sunday Gravy. For any new readers, this is my weekly cooking feature where I not only cook the…

  • Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Food Science: Building the Better Burrito 2. The One Where We Encounter an Anomaly

    Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Food Science: Building the Better Burrito 2. The One Where We Encounter an Anomaly

    July 23, 2017

    Welcome back amigos! Thanks for tuning back in to Sunday Gravy. Today is part 2 of Building The Better Burrito. Last week we had…

  • Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Food Science: Building the Better Burrito, Pt. 1

    Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Food Science: Building the Better Burrito, Pt. 1

    July 16, 2017

    Hola Sunday Gravy heads! I truly hope everyone has been surviving the summer thus far. I had to break down and turn on the…

  • Your 4th of July Evening Open Thread

    Your 4th of July Evening Open Thread

    July 4, 2017

    Happy 4th of July everybody! I imagine that around this time most everybody has been properly lubricated and has consumed the proper ingestibles, overindulged…

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