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Party On…Forever!
Banner Image from Tenor Interior, a large apartment festooned with festive fall furnishings and frills. Beneath a hastily hoisted Happy Halloween sign there be…
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A Dark and Foggy Night
It was a dark and stormy night, and with the local all you can eat buffet closed, there was nowhere for Coach to go…
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The Devil and Hue Jackson (Part 2)
Part 1 — “Good morning, Huey Jackson, it’s time to rise and grind.” The Devil’s words come penetratin’ into Hue’s wrecked mind. So Hue…
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The Devil and Hue Jackson (Part 1)
The Devil walked into the Golden Bull on a rainy Oakland night, While the lost souls sat and nursed their CTE in the sickly…
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Something Wicked This Way Comes…
This is just a reminder that Halloween is only one week away, and with it, our annual collection of SPOOKY NFL STORIES! Here are…
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HRTN Horror Double-Feature!
The scene: An abandoned cabin in the woods, where Angry Girl Scout has brought Unsurprised, Litre Cola and the Maestro, in order to sacrifice…
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HRTN Horror Double Feature!
That last film was pretty…weird. It must have been one of those European horror films that don’t make as much sense in English. Or…
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HRTN Horror Double-Feature
Holy cow! That was intense! Like, that Moose guy found these cannibals trying to eat this brain guy, and then this old cannibal lady…
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HRTN Horror Double-Feature!
How you managed to get a date with Debbi Jo Sopinsky is still a minor miracle, but you did! And now here you are,…
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Scary NFL Stories: The Experiment
(Scene: a nondescript room with two doors—one far, one near—but no windows, and two tables and chairs. On one table is a large box…