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Quoth the Ginger
With apologies to Edgar Allan Poe, JJFozz, and actual writers/poets/intellectuals everywhere Once upon a season dreary, while owners pondered, meek and bleary- Eyed,…
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“A Hitch in the Hook-up” – A DFO Hallowe’en Story
It was a dank cold day in October, and the clock was striking “Fuck you”. John had just gone through another weekend alone. He…
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TGISF…aka Sexy Halloween/Friday Open Thread
Last week I told you about some “scary” mountainous dealings, including myself needing CTE protocol attention. This week, the scary is fun. So yeah,…
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DFO Radio: Rob Ryan’s Rockin’ All Hallow’s Eve
Happy Halloween everybody! Stay safe. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhSc8qVMjKM&list=PLM8nWenhx6H_kwH_RKKhkH8bYvcTeqL13
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Boo This Man
[SCENE: Interior, NFL Headquarters. Uneaten pizzas litter the tables as men in suits nervously check their blackberries for updates on the DOW, emails from…
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Request Line: Rob Ryan’s Rockin’ All Hallow’s Eve
ROB RYAN: AWWOOOOWOOOOWOOOOOOO!!!! DFO TRANSLATION ALGORITHM: Hello, and welcome to a surprise midseason edition of Request Line! I’m your special host Rob Ryan, and…