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Evening, degenerates. Your usual sot/introducer was unable to cobble together enough enthusiasm to slog through three of these open threads today, and who can blame him? I climbed out of the content mines juuuuust long enough to hit 30,000 feet and write up a little something
As our own ChampagneFellerRoy covered last night, Eli Manning has lost his starting job to Geno Smith. The NFL, much like life in American politics, is clearly a meritocracy, so Eli Manning acted like the trainers his brother assaulted in college and took it on the chin. But apparently some
Scene: Once again, two large(ish) men speak in hushed tones as they walk together, this time deep in the woods of Utica, IL, cutting a trail through a state park. They are a study in contrasts, physically and verbally, though both appear prepared for a long journey, massive backpacks hugging their
We are at the 1/3 point in the NFL season and the 1/2 point in the college season, so it seems as good a time as any to check in on football in LA. How are our teams doing?
USC Trojans (5-1)
Yes, the Beavers got overpowered by Trojans in Dick Joke
A few years ago, I went on a nice vacation to various countries in Southeast Asia. On that trip, I went to Hong Kong, Macau, Singapore, and I ended up in Bangkok, Thailand. It was an airfare deal where you could do a certain number of countries for a certain
We here on this fair site have a deep deep hatred for the Patriots. Their “success” and the reaction of their fanbase to this success has fed the hate and kept it at a nice even temperature long enough to smoke all the cattle in Texas.
In a similar vein, the
Our own Blaxxy is busy traveling for work, so you get me as Judge and Judy for this week's submittals.
Without further ado, let's get to it!
And the winners are......
Who said “the logo is lava?” - LemonJello
Talk about adding injury to insult. Of course the Jest can’t do anything in the
THE FOOTBALL SEASON IS NIGH! YAAAAAAAAAAY!
And with it, fantasy football also starts in earnest. Our very own TrollSoHardUniversity has been tackling fantasy and legal questions like Joe Mixon takes down restaurant patrons, and he will continue to do that throughout the season, until he gets bored, sued, or until Cuntler
So, this feels appropriate. Originally, WCS was going to write the bulk of this preview while I, the "recovering" Steelers fan was going to add in some comic relief and rejoice in the fact that I don't give a fuck if Ben dies on the field or not, if Mike
This whole week, I haven't know what day it was. Two days ago, I got home from work and said to Lady BFC "man, it feels like a Thursday, and it's only Tuesday." Turns out :SPOILER ALERT: it WAS Thursday. Fuck. And it doesn't help that we had a preseason
The HALL OF FAME GAME!
Balls already banged out this week's edition of 25 Questions About... but this is a special BONUS edition since the Hall of Fame Game is today, it rhymes, it usually sucks, but at least it's football! Stand by for cromulent musings on the game itself from