9 Circles of Leasts – Week 1 Preseason

First Circle (Limbo) – Kevin White’s  shin – Severe shin splints lands Kevin White onto the PUP list leaving all Chicago fans to say “Yeah but look what ODB did in New York”

Second Circle (Lust) – Brandon Weeden – Know what it takes to make a drunken party boy look good? Have Brandon Weeden play infront of him.

Third Circle (Gluttony) – James Stark – Half-assed playing and missing assignments in the first week will soon have the Packers treating him like Ned Stark when it comes to picking a team of 53.

Fourth Circle (Greed) – Eli manning’s contract demand – Eli wants to be the highest paid QB in the NFL. This is a nice tactic seeing how he is in the last year of his contract and then could get a franchise tag and receive about 25 Million Next season. Besides Eli needs the money because people keep taking his milk money while at practice.

Fifth Circle (Anger) – Mike Adams –  The rookie OT played 9 plays before hurting his knee. Usually, that would put him in Limbo, however, during those 9 plays he gave up 2.5 sacks and pretty much just held onto the guy in front of him. Enough to have anyone yelling at their screen.

Sixth Circle (Heresy) – NFL Pundits – Asking a QB a question on how he prepares for a game then cutting their response to “I think I’m the greatest QB in the NFL” is dumb. You have me defending RGIII here folks. He answered the question about confidence and get torn to shreds because he answered it honestly and didn’t give us some jagoff answer like the “greats” do.

Seventh Circle (Violence) – Jets – The Carolina Panthers out played the Jets and not just in a  “My 3rd string team is better than yours” kind of way. The Jets starting Defense looked shaky and their offense worse. Ryan Fitzpatrick may have gone to Harvard and possibly scored the highest score on the Wonderlic Test, but he has yet to win as many games as Vince Young. (That has not been researched, but it sounds like it could be true, which makes it sound worse)

Eight Circle (Fraud) – Bill Belichick – You know what starting Tom Brady who was off sightseeing in New York rather than practicing shows a complete lack of leadership.

Ninth Circle (Treachery) – Goodell – The Teflon don himself had NFL owners come out and say that Goodell isn’t under nay pressure to uphold  the Brady Suspension. And to cap things off Goodell had his lawyer threaten to expand the suspension if the court rules in favor of the NFL just to send a message.