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From Darkness Retreat to Bright Lights: Your 2023 Jets Preview
“The Jets do not play football. Football just sort of happens to them.” -Jon Bois It’s one of the great ironies that the team…
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Okay, When Do We Get to the Prometheus Bit? (Jets at the Bye)
The New York Jets are a cromulent football team. That enough is a shock. The New York Jets are a competent football team. Bigger…
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NFL Speakeasy Stories: 400 gon
When there is nowhere else to go…. Angel’s Share, East Village. 2:47 am, January 4th, 2016 The reverberation of the celebratory fireworks subsided 45 minutes…
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TURDSDAY NIGHT FOOT FETISH
Well, here it is. Our favorite greatest coach ever gets his shot as the new(ish) head man of the Buffalo Bills. The Bills visit…
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Start or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag
Week 4 kicked off last night with an abortion of a football game between the Steelers and Ravens, which I managed to catch only…
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Start or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag
OK, Week 3 gearing up, and once again, work sucks, your lives are a mess, and the NFC East remains a radioactive clusterfuck. Some…
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The 9 Circles of Leasts – Week 1
First Circle (Limbo) – Dez Bryant’s broken foot, Josh McNown’s Head, and Terrell Suggs torn Achilles. Second Circle (Lust) – Jamis Winston. The rookie QB…
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Nine Circles of Leasts – Preseason – Week 2
Imagine you are running wildly into the dark woods. You hear the thundering clamor of paws chasing you. In the faint moonlight, you see what…
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9 Circles of Leasts – Week 1 Preseason
First Circle (Limbo) – Kevin White’s shin – Severe shin splints lands Kevin White onto the PUP list leaving all Chicago fans to say…
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Geno Smith Channels Coach Ryan
New York Jets Locker Room – 8/11/15 Geno Smith: Man, what a long day of practice. I sure am glad I was able to…