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It Ends Tonight! Titans @ Patriots Divisional Open Thread
2015 was Mariota’s rookie season and the Titans finished 3-13, being shredded by Johnny Manziel in the process. How times change; now Tennessee stands…
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The 9 Circles of Leasts – Week 1
First Circle (Limbo) – Dez Bryant’s broken foot, Josh McNown’s Head, and Terrell Suggs torn Achilles. Second Circle (Lust) – Jamis Winston. The rookie QB…
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A Rational Response From A Patriot Fan
FACK YOU! FACK YOU! FAAAACCCCCKKK YOU YOU FACKIN’ FACKS! YOUAH AHLL JUST JAHLOUS OF GREAHTRIOTS NAHTION! WEAH SMAHRTAH, TAFFAH, HAHHAHDAH THAHN THE REST OF…
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9 Circles of Leasts – Week 1 Preseason
First Circle (Limbo) – Kevin White’s shin – Severe shin splints lands Kevin White onto the PUP list leaving all Chicago fans to say…
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The Sketch of Tomlin Braday
What you are about to read is the story of one handsome, innocent young man’s moral corruption, and eventual downfall. We begin our tale…
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It’s a K-O-N-Spiracy II – Are the Boston Globe Emails Real?
I know I am beating a dead horse here, but there are some serious flaws in the email chain the Boston Globe has been…
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It’s a K-O-N-Spiracy I!
I was pulling half of my “Great Ram Conspiracy” out of my gigantic ass. It looks like I am not that far off. Here…
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Filling in the Cracks
As this site is picking up steam, it’s easy to let things fall through the cracks. So whip out that caulk and fill those…
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Preview Parade: New England Patriots
picture credit: John Defreest So I am not a Patriots fan. At the time we divvied these previews up, DFO did not have a…