Nine Circles of Leasts – [DOOR FLIES OPEN]

The 9 Circles of Leasts – 2020 Edition

Two things this past year has brought me unbridled joy. The two things almost seem like they are dichotomy opposed. See, my girlfriend struggles…

Place: At the beginning of the Ninth and Final Circle of Hell Time: Two minutes after TWBS got the shit scared out of him…

Place: At the top of the bloody waterfall and that’s not a British adjective it’s literally a waterfall created out of a river of…

Place: At the top of a very steep slope created by an earthquake when Jesus went down to hell. Time: About twenty five seconds…

Place: Just inside the walls of the City of Dis Time: About five seconds after Balls and TWBS passed the Mexican devil birds that…

Place: Just above the Fourth Circle of Hell Time: About five seconds after Balls and TWBS passed Plutus, God of Wealth and Shitty Circle…

Place: Just inside the Third Circle of Hell Time: About five minutes after BALLS carried TWBS out of the Second Circle of Hell. TWBS…

Place: Just outside the Castle of Limbo Time: A few minutes after TWBS and BALLS leave the Castle of Limbo. TWBS and BALLS are…

Place: A dark forest Time: A few minutes after TWBS got kicked out of St. Peter’s gates TWBS and BALLS are walking along a…

Place: Unknown Time: A few months ago. A bearded man wearing a baseball cap, a golf shirt, basketball shorts, and tennis shoes squints his…