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2018 Tampa Bay Buccaneers Preview
*Camera goes on to reveal Donald Trump inside Trump Tower late at night. Trump is holding and reading from his ipad, with a smile…
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The 2018 Miami Dolphins Preview: Where Hope goes to Die
Do you like the national anthem controversy? Well then I have a team for you! In a desperate act to get people to stop…
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The Nine Circles of Leasts – Week 4
Crank that music up!!! It’s Time!!! First Circle (Limbo) – Most injuries happen before the game even starts, yet we have been blessed to see…
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The 9 Circles of Leasts – Week 1
First Circle (Limbo) – Dez Bryant’s broken foot, Josh McNown’s Head, and Terrell Suggs torn Achilles. Second Circle (Lust) – Jamis Winston. The rookie QB…
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Nine Circles of Leasts – Preseason – Week 4 – Special Edition
First Circle (Limbo) – P is for Patella. Victor Cruz hurt his knee and is questionable for week 1 Second Circle (Lust) – A is…
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Nine Circles of Leasts – Preseason Week 3
I apologize for the tardiness. I forgot to plug-in my phone and overslept. First Circle (Limbo) – Randall Cobb’s shoulder – As a Bears…
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Nine Circles of Leasts – Preseason – Week 2
Imagine you are running wildly into the dark woods. You hear the thundering clamor of paws chasing you. In the faint moonlight, you see what…
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9 Circles of Leasts – Week 1 Preseason
First Circle (Limbo) – Kevin White’s shin – Severe shin splints lands Kevin White onto the PUP list leaving all Chicago fans to say…
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The 9 Circles of Leasts 08/07/2015
First Circle (Limbo) – Arian Foster’s shredded groin and Michael Floyd’s broken fingers, both will miss most of the first half of the season. Second Circle (Lust)…
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THE 9 CIRCLES OF LEASTS
This isn’t Duchess’ Inferno. If anything I am Virgil, here to guide you on a tour… well o.k. probably I am more akin to…