Nine Circles of Leasts – Preseason – Week 4 – Special Edition

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First Circle (Limbo) – P is for Patella. Victor Cruz hurt his knee and is questionable for week 1

Second Circle (Lust) – A is for Andy’s Alleged Attempted Asphyxiation. Way to go Browns

Third Circle (Gluttony) – T is for Tebow getting cut… It just feels too good for it not to be bad for you

Fourth Circle (Greed) – R is for RGIII staying. Fueling hours upon hours of “Would you rather have Tebow or RGIII” banter

Fifth Circle (Anger) – I is for Ikemefuna Enemkpali. Sure the Bills cut you, but at least Gino won’t press charges.

Sixth Circle (Heresy) – O is for Oh, won’t you look at all these promising RB’s not on teams; Trent Richardson, Monte Ball, and Pierre Thomas.

Seventh Circle (Violence) – T is for Texas Teens Targeting Troubled Ref.

Eight Circle (Fraud) – S is for Spelling out the name of the greatest frauds in football today.

Ninth Circle (Treachery) – Goodell. Seriously f#ck fire this guy.

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This was awesome. Great job!


I thought we were into telling, not spelling?

Don T

Well, is this gonna be the season they finish 9-7? Are they capable of a Super Bowl hangover? Is there at last too much talent drain and baggage and Brady being 38? I londa see it.

Don T

Damn sausage fongers and impulsiveness

Senor Weaselo

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It’s like Satan gave us the Patriots, but God snuck in schadenfreude at the last second.

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Not enough. Never enough.


Could God create a team so loathsome that even He can’t root for them?


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