First Circle (Limbo) – Arian Foster’s shredded groin and Michael Floyd’s broken fingers, both will miss most of the first half of the season.
Second Circle (Lust) – Nothing like a lover scorned and Brandon Marshall’s finger pointing lands him here. (Side note the Jet’s streak continues everyone!)
Third Circle (Gluttony) – Buffalo Bills don’t have a competent QB corp. Their GM says they may be in Quarterback Purgatory, but I disagree.
Fourth Circle (Greed) – The Tampa Bay Buccaneers launched a new effort to help teach women about football in ways that would make most Republican Candidate proud. Not to mention late edition of Aldon Smith’s act of Greed for Speed.
Fifth Circle (Anger) – Jadevon Clowney’s dad David “Chili Bean” Morgan’s impersonation of Pac-Man Jones
Sixth Circle (Heresy) – Ben Volin and the Boston Globe for tweeting out the Colts emails without editing the emails. Bad Form
Seventh Circle (Violence) – DeSean Jackson’s battle with the blocking sled. Sad thing is the blocking sled probably landed more hits than the
Eight Circle (Fraud) – Dez Bryant and Tyler Patmon’s attempted slap fight. If you are going to fight… fight.
Ninth Circle (Treachery) –
Goodell Uproxx Goodell Ballghazi thing is a nightmare and Dreamboat could walk unpunished for cheating on technicalities because you were not smart enough to try and at least pretend like there was an independent investigation.