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  • 2019 Chicago Bears at the Bye

    2019 Chicago Bears at the Bye

    October 8, 2019

    As I write this, the Bears have just finished choking away a game in London, like Theresa May but with none of the charm.…

  • Inside the Bear Den

    Inside the Bear Den

    June 27, 2017

    SCENE: Two large(ish) men speak in hushed tones as the walk the rough and tumble streets of Lake Forest, Illinois. They appear prepared for…

  • Bye Bye Beary

    Bye Bye Beary

    November 4, 2016

    Los Osos de Chicago entered their week 9 bye week with a DAZZLING record of 2-6, good for last place in the division and…

  • Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag

    Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag

    January 8, 2016

    With Fantasy Football now finished for the season (boooo), the Mailbag is now transitioning to that of a grab bag – your sex lives…

  • Start or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag

    Start or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag

    October 2, 2015

    Week 4 kicked off last night with an abortion of a football game between the Steelers and Ravens, which I managed to catch only…

  • Nine Circles of Leasts – Preseason Week 3

    Nine Circles of Leasts – Preseason Week 3

    September 3, 2015

    I apologize for the tardiness. I forgot to plug-in my phone and overslept. First Circle (Limbo) – Randall Cobb’s shoulder – As a Bears…

  • 9 Circles of Leasts – Week 1 Preseason

    9 Circles of Leasts – Week 1 Preseason

    August 19, 2015

    First Circle (Limbo) – Kevin White’s  shin – Severe shin splints lands Kevin White onto the PUP list leaving all Chicago fans to say…

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