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DFO Radio: A Greening to Remember
Good morning*! I hope you all had a splendid weekend. Mine was pleasant enough – I built an outdoor cabinet in 90 degree heat…
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Request Line: A Greening To Remember (Part 1)
EXT. STREETS OF CULVER CITY – EARLIER TRENT GREEN sits behind the wheel of a top-end rental car. His cellphone is sitting inside the…
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Request Line: A Greening to Remember (Part 2)
INT. RADIO STATION LOBBY – EARLIER A man stands in front of the reception desk at KDFO, looking around blankly. A cheerful young receptionist…
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Request Line: A Greening to Remember (Part 3)
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – EARLIER A pair of radio professionals and a large piece of electronic equipment are gathered outside the recording booth, both…
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Request Line: A Greening to Remember (Part 4)
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY TRENT GREEN sits in front of a microphone, glancing around the room with some trepidation, taking in his surroundings.…
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Counterpoint: The National Football League Is Great, By Trent Green
Hello, I’m current National Football League commentator Trent Green, and I read the article on your site that said not to buy any National…
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Trent Green Encounters a Mirror
[Trent Green is singing and dancing alone in his room] Trent: [Singing] Da-nana, naaaa nanana… HEY! Dana-nana… Trent: Oh, hi there handsome. Say, I…
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How to Improve our Country – Part 1
I was reading Old School Zero’s komment on the AFL Beat post about sports holidays and that gave me an idea. Consider this the…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 3
I had a pretty good week! I’m healthy again, no ex-gf drama, and I even won some money playing poker! Welcome to…
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On Trent Green
Man, just thinking about Trent Green at all makes me laugh. We’ve been making basically the same joke about him for so long that…