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Trent Green Encounters a Mirror

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

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[Trent Green is singing and dancing alone in his room]

Trent: [Singing] Da-nana, naaaa nanana… HEY! Dana-nana…

Trent-Green-Mirror

Trent: Oh, hi there handsome. Say, I haven’t seen you around here before. How are you? I’m great, thanks for asking!

[Trent smiles and waves at the mirror]

Trent: Wow, you’re really good at doing the same things as me. Like, really good…

[Long pause]

Trent: I don’t know why, but I like you. Hey, me too! We have so much in common! Do you want to sing with me? Of course!

Trent: [Resumes singing] Da naaaaa, da naaaaa, da naaaaa, da naaaaaaaa… Da-nana, naaaa nanana… HEY! Dana-nana…

[Trent’s eye catches the mirror again]

Trent: Oh, hi there handsome.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

On the plus side Trent and Mirror Trent had simultaneous orgasms.

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jjfozz

WHY IN THE FUCK CAN I NOT CHANGE MY ICON? I AM NOT A GREEN GERM!

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Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

It’s confusing the hell out of me, too, JJ. I’ll put it on the list.

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Doktor Zymm

You gotta do it on Gravatar, that’s how I got mine to work.

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Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

Ah. Thank you, Doktor. That helps with my diagnosis.

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jjfozz

Never, ever trust Whitey. And if you meet a Whitey named Trent, run as fast as you can.

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Old School Zero

Oh, look! Pop ups!

#PopUpForWhatever

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Brick Meathook

Yeah I just got those too. This site was seeming a little too free for a while there.

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Brick Meathook

Wait I think that pop-up was from this site. Hmmmm…..

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Covalent Blonde

Presumably this is regulate our posting enthusiasm. I am pretty sure the countless stream of pup-ups wasn’t DTZM’s plan. Though I have to agree a bit, I think that maybe 5 posts a day seems like a good cap of sorts. It’s not as if we have any problems hijacking a thread in the first place. Like this one. To bitch about pop-ups.

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Brick Meathook

Are you talking about posts or comments?

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Covalent Blonde

Pffffttt! Posts. Komment like kings. More just honing in the total number of posts generally on a day-to-day sort of thing.

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Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

Yeah, I’m working on stuff. Sorry, kids.

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WCS

SHUT UP, DOG. GET BACK TO WORK.

http://i43.tinypic.com/ogci6x.gif

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Old School Zero

This is a good moment to remind everyone that Trent Green is a hero.

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

“Wait, who?” – Trent Green

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ballsofsteelandfury

I just reread that. Still fucking hilarious!

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mclamb86

Trent Green enters a hall of mirrors………………………

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mclamb86

So I guess HTML doesn’t work? Lying ass WordPress, loading so slow makes me want to go back to Upr…..

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

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mclamb86

And why is my avatar still that stupid blue alien thing?

http://i.imgur.com/EskQg.gif

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Old School Zero

Jesus Christ, pipe down, Andy Rooney.

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Beastmode Ate My Baby

Still hammering away at WP to get my avatar working, too, so I feel your pain.

#FreeTheAvatars

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Cuntler

“So this is the thread for Trent Reznor jokes? Awesome.

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– Trent Green

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ballsofsteelandfury

I will never stop loving Trent Green jokes. NEVER!

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WCS

You know Trent has dozens of self-made tattoos to help him remember just what happened to him, and reminding him to “remember Sammy Jankins.”

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Interesting. Rex Ryan ordered EJ Manuel to get tattoos on each forearm that say “Remember Sammy Watkins”

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Brocky

If a wild trent green encounters a mirror in mating season, does it attack it?

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Duchess

Just sniffs it a bit and fogs it up

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