Trent Green Encounters a Mirror

[Trent Green is singing and dancing alone in his room]

Trent: [Singing] Da-nana, naaaa nanana… HEY! Dana-nana…

Trent-Green-Mirror

Trent: Oh, hi there handsome. Say, I haven’t seen you around here before. How are you? I’m great, thanks for asking!

[Trent smiles and waves at the mirror]

Trent: Wow, you’re really good at doing the same things as me. Like, really good…

[Long pause]

Trent: I don’t know why, but I like you. Hey, me too! We have so much in common! Do you want to sing with me? Of course!

Trent: [Resumes singing] Da naaaaa, da naaaaa, da naaaaa, da naaaaaaaa… Da-nana, naaaa nanana… HEY! Dana-nana…

[Trent’s eye catches the mirror again]

Trent: Oh, hi there handsome.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers
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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers is a native North County San Diegan with an affinity for the Padres, beer, whiskey, punk rock, video games and the end of days. If you eat a fish taco with a fork in his presence, you may lose your hand.
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

On the plus side Trent and Mirror Trent had simultaneous orgasms.

jjfozz

WHY IN THE FUCK CAN I NOT CHANGE MY ICON? I AM NOT A GREEN GERM!

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

It’s confusing the hell out of me, too, JJ. I’ll put it on the list.

Doktor Zymm

You gotta do it on Gravatar, that’s how I got mine to work.

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

Ah. Thank you, Doktor. That helps with my diagnosis.

jjfozz

Never, ever trust Whitey. And if you meet a Whitey named Trent, run as fast as you can.

Old School Zero

Oh, look! Pop ups!

#PopUpForWhatever

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Yeah I just got those too. This site was seeming a little too free for a while there.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Wait I think that pop-up was from this site. Hmmmm…..

Covalent Blonde

Presumably this is regulate our posting enthusiasm. I am pretty sure the countless stream of pup-ups wasn’t DTZM’s plan. Though I have to agree a bit, I think that maybe 5 posts a day seems like a good cap of sorts. It’s not as if we have any problems hijacking a thread in the first place. Like this one. To bitch about pop-ups.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Are you talking about posts or comments?

Covalent Blonde

Pffffttt! Posts. Komment like kings. More just honing in the total number of posts generally on a day-to-day sort of thing.

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

Yeah, I’m working on stuff. Sorry, kids.

WCS

SHUT UP, DOG. GET BACK TO WORK.

http://i43.tinypic.com/ogci6x.gif

Old School Zero

This is a good moment to remind everyone that Trent Green is a hero.

ballsofsteelandfury

I just reread that. Still fucking hilarious!

mclamb86
mclamb86

Trent Green enters a hall of mirrors………………………

mclamb86
mclamb86

So I guess HTML doesn’t work? Lying ass WordPress, loading so slow makes me want to go back to Upr…..

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

mclamb86
mclamb86

And why is my avatar still that stupid blue alien thing?

http://i.imgur.com/EskQg.gif

Old School Zero

Jesus Christ, pipe down, Andy Rooney.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Still hammering away at WP to get my avatar working, too, so I feel your pain.

#FreeTheAvatars

Cuntler

“So this is the thread for Trent Reznor jokes? Awesome.

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– Trent Green

ballsofsteelandfury

I will never stop loving Trent Green jokes. NEVER!

WCS

You know Trent has dozens of self-made tattoos to help him remember just what happened to him, and reminding him to “remember Sammy Jankins.”

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Interesting. Rex Ryan ordered EJ Manuel to get tattoos on each forearm that say “Remember Sammy Watkins”

Brocky

If a wild trent green encounters a mirror in mating season, does it attack it?

Duchess

Just sniffs it a bit and fogs it up