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TGISF…aka “Concussive Redemption in Appalachia” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Hello again, good people of the [DFO] kommentist party. I hope you’ve all had a good week. It’s been a good one for me,…
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A Selection Of Phrases From Recent Posts That Would Make Good Headings In A Preview Of The 2016 Philadelphia Eagles
Welcome to DFO’s preview of the 2016 Philadelphia Eagles, which should be as long, frustrating, and hackneyed as the team’s season itself. With that…
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Your “Random Odds & Ends” Friday Open Thread
NFL News: Megatron admitted the culture & acceptance of losing in Detroit factored into his decision to retire. They went 54-90 during his 9…
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Should I Watch Football This Year? (Part I)
It’s almost a perfect storm. My enjoyment of the NFL has been tempered in recent years by the conduct of its players, the hypocritical…
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Somebody’s Gotta Do It
Owners Meeting — NFL Headquarters Owners of all 32 teams are standing around the room conversing quietly. A palpable tension fills the room as…
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I WOULD LIKE A SELFIE
“I Would Like A Selfie” For context: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7xWw-_VIy0&ab_channel=JASONSCARYSTORYS Outside of a small town in Central Texas was a supposed haunted house. This house was surrounded…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 21
Finals contenders continue to drop like flies. First it was Port Adelaide, then it was Collingwood, now it was the GWS Giants’ turn with…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 20
Last week, the Port Adelaide Power said goodbye to any finals possibilities in losing to the Western Bulldogs by a healthy margin. This week,…
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Trent Green Encounters a Mirror
[Trent Green is singing and dancing alone in his room] Trent: [Singing] Da-nana, naaaa nanana… HEY! Dana-nana… Trent: Oh, hi there handsome. Say, I…