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tWBS Don’t Know Bo
He obviously don’t know nuthin’ ’bout baseball neither. Back in April, I made some predictions. And I’m man enough to own up to my…
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Boo This Man
[SCENE: Interior, NFL Headquarters. Uneaten pizzas litter the tables as men in suits nervously check their blackberries for updates on the DOW, emails from…
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Trent Green Encounters a Mirror
[Trent Green is singing and dancing alone in his room] Trent: [Singing] Da-nana, naaaa nanana… HEY! Dana-nana… Trent: Oh, hi there handsome. Say, I…