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Your “YA BETTER START SOMEBODDDDDYYYYYY” MNF Open Thread
ST. MICHAEL CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL, FOOTBALL FIELD — FAIRHOPE, ALABAMA — TWO WEEKS AGO COACH RIVERS: Alright boys, bring it in! Bring it in!…
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Your “Dave Roberts is a Baby and Ken Rosenthal is a Toad” Wednesday Open Thread
If you haven’t been paying attention the San Diego Padres for nearly all of their existence, I don’t blame you. It has been a…
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Nobody’s Chargers 2024 Season Preview: Payin’ for it
INTERIOR – CHARGERS PRACTICE FACILITY BOARD ROOM, COSTA MESA, CA – MORNING, SEVEN MONTHS AGO DEAN SPANOS: [On the phone] Look, John, it’s just like…
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Nobody’s Chargers 2023 Season Preview: The Happiest Place
INTERIOR – DISNEYLAND PARKING LOT, ANAHEIM, CA – MORNING JUSTIN HERBERT: Oh boy oh boy! I’m so excited to finally get that authentic Hollywood…
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Chad Johnson Dines at IHOP
INTERIOR – INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF PANCAKES, LAS VEGAS, NV – THURSDAY MORNING [FRONT DOOR FLIES OPEN] CHAD JOHNSON: Oh man, smell that fresh home…
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Nobody’s Chargers 2020 Season Preview: No Control
INTERIOR – NONDESCRIPT DOMICILE, CARSON, CA – EVENING [A MAN sits alone on a couch in his living room, completely fixated on the TV…
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Your “Enjoy Now” 4th of Ju Luau Open Thread
Ladies and germs, I know I won’t be the first to, but please allow me to wish you a very happy and hopefully safe…
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Request Line: THREATS
INT. HOME OFFICE/STUDIO – DAY [An extremely pale yet handsome man sits at his home desk in his underwear, typing on his keyboard, adjusting…
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You Are Watching the “Boston Neighborhood Network”…
VOICE OVER: BNN PUBLIC ACCESS TELEVISION ACTS AS A PUBLIC FAH-RUM FOR ALL BAWSTAN RESIDENTS, NAWN-PROFIT AND COMMUNITY-BASED ORH-GANIZATIONS, PRAH-VIDING THEM WITH AWFORDABLE TRAINING…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: Boots on the Ground – Burgeon Third Anniversary Invitational
This is a bit of a departure from your usual DFO Hate Week musings, as I wanted to bring you a brief interlude of…