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Your “Are Duke Harry and Duchess Meghan Divorced Yet?” Sunday Late Afternoon/Early Evening Open Thread
Photo Credit: USA Today Scene: Nottingham Cottage on the sprawling Kensington Palace Grounds. A beautiful woman and her ginger husband are basking in their…
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25 Questions About….
this: I am a young man of a certain age. That certain age means that I grew up under the threat of nuclear…
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The Bachelor: NFL Edition
CHRIS HARRISON: Good evening, and welcome to a very special episode of The Bachelor. I’m…
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Booth Review
/intercom buzzes SECRETARY: Mr. Berson? Your 9am is here. DAVID: Ugh, Samantha, I asked you not to interrupt me. :fidgets: How long has he…
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Chip Kelly Calls a Press Conference
INTERIOR – 49ERS PRACTICE FACILITY – SANTA CLARA, CA [A group of reporters are seated around a podium, chatting among themselves. A large figure…
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Colin Kaepernick Makes A Tough Decision
2 WEEKS AGO – INTERIOR – COLIN KAEPERNICK’S BAY AREA HOME [COLIN KAEPERNICK is on the phone with his AGENT and is clearly very…
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Is Jim Caldwell Really A Pokémon In Disguise? A [DFO] Investigation
Not a lot is known about Jim Caldwell. For example, we have seen him coach at both the professional as well as collegiate levels…
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Halted NFL Product Endorsements
With 69 days until the NFL season starts, it’s time to get back to focusing on what’s important in football: #brands Through extensive research,…
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Hillary Clinton Gets a New Campaign Adviser
[BROOKLYN, NEW YORK: HILLARY CLINTON’S CAMPAIGN OFFICE HEADQUARTERS] ROBBY MOOK: …and that’s why I’m no longer allowed at the Costco on 118th Street. But enough…
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Somebody’s Gotta Do It
Owners Meeting — NFL Headquarters Owners of all 32 teams are standing around the room conversing quietly. A palpable tension fills the room as…