Good morning*! I hope you all had a splendid weekend. Mine was pleasant enough – I built an outdoor cabinet in 90 degree heat and then went to a pair of barbecues. Thanks to them only having 1 beer** at the first and me not being able to FIND the beer at the second (and to be honest, not really looking that hard) I ended my day feeling entirely sober and am reaping the benefits today. Last week, friend of DFO Trent Green stopped by to host Request Line, with the topic being songs about “memory and the passage of time”. When asked if he had a good time hosting the show, Trent described the experience as “purple” and said he would like “to install solar panels on [his] dog”. Have a great week folks!
*afternoon
**not one beer LEFT, just one beer total. As in, I drank the only beer at that barbecue.
Rikki, I strongly urge you to reevaluate the kind of people you allow in your life.
Also, there’s more Cranberries in this playlist than in all the drinks served in Vegas during the annual “Sorority Girls UTI Education Convention” (held at Circus Circus).
This needs to be bannered but it might be too long.
You know those circuses that are, like, double circuses?
(aka the Trump Administration)
A BBQ without beer is like going to a slightly better McDonald’s.
The Carl’s Junior at the Macy’s Center downtown serves beer. I never had any of it (I only used to ear there at lunchtime), but it’s kind of neat to see.
Also
RTD is always bragging about drinking 100% of the beer at every party he attends.
Why did you go to Horatio’s barbecue, and didn’t you see the thimbles to pour yourself?
How many of the people at that barbecue were counting their steps?
I don’t think these were the steps you meant, but it works on so many (2) levels!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jn85PAVhB2c
Eh, 12 step jokes are kind of dated now that LeBron season is over.
Get it? Cause LeBron travels?
Hey – how did I get out here?
Those actually were. I don’t know what the other ones are.
I thought you were talking about the “low cal” crowd.
Solar powered dogs???
