DFO Radio: Tear and Repair

INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY We join the show in progress.  Things seem calm and under control in the studio.  The PRODUCER and DJ 3000 are situated outside the booth, while a young man is seated inside speaking into the properly positioned, appropriately leveled microphone. TYLER EIFERT: ...and normally, when I walk

Request Line: Down

INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE - DAY A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers are fulfilling their investor-mandated office hours.  One - DARKEST TIMELINE ZACK MORRIS - appears to be hard at work, depositing royalty checks, opening and closing manilla folders, and making notes on a post-it pad.  The other - RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY -

Request Line: Joined at the Hip

INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY A pair of men sit calmly behind the desk inside the recording booth.  The PRODUCER punches the talkback button. PRODUCER: Okay guys, we're looking good.  We've got ten more minutes of Jimmy and the Animal closing out, plus six more minutes of commercial, and then we're on.  Thanks

Request Line: Piano Men

INT. PATRIOTS TRAINING FACILITY - 9 A.M. - SATURDAY Patriots Director of Player Personnel NICK CASERIO is hard at work in a conference room.  He glances up as the regular crowd of players shuffles into the training facility to begin their entirely "voluntary" offseason workouts.  There is an old man -

Request Line: Imports

INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY We join things in progress, as ROBERT KRAFT sits in front of the microphone telling a ribald story. ROBERT KRAFT: ...and then I say, 'I think you're gonna need another towel!' [slaps desk] Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha! DJ 3000: [off air] Good God! PRODUCER: [punches

Request Line: Mo’ Money, Mo’ Problems

This is a short version of the theme, but I'll tell you a quick story first.... tWBS: You're already bought and paid for. Last summer, I was in California.  I met a young lady whom I thought was wonderful and really cared about me.  Turns out, she only really cared about my

Request Line: Can We Talk About It?

Still me, tWBS  this week. OK, settle down everyone. Rikki-Tikki-Deadly  will allegedly be back next week.  Allegedly. Hopefully, he'll have a more uplifting theme for you.  But I'm in a bad mood and music is the only thing soothing my weary soul. I've had a bad coupla weeks.  Bad coupla months, actually. But it hit

Request Line: Buckle Up

I'm sitting in for Rikki-Tikki-Deadly  this week on request line. He has decided it was a good idea to get on a plane and fly to the other side of the world. And even though he's all fancy n junk and can afford to be flying, probably in first class knowing him... I've

Request Line: Coffee is for Closers

INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY PATRICK MAHOMES stands in the office outside the studio, smoking a cigarette. DJ 3000 is near the wall, watching MAHOMES stalking back and forth. THE PRODUCER comes into the room, he folds up a newspaper and drops it on his desk, suggesting he's just been using

DFO Radio: Songs of Hope

Last week, our former President dropped by to lead us in collecting some songs about hope.  I thought it would be a nice, happy, uplifting way to bring Request Line and DFO Radio to a close as the regular season begins.  But then Saturday happened.  So now instead of joining

Request Line: Songs of Hope

INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY DJ 3000: ...and ownership wouldn't even tell you who it's going to be? PRODUCER: That's right.  They said it was going to be a special treat, though. DJ 3000: Maybe it's Tombstone! PRODUCER: Don't get me wrong, Tombstone's great, but I don't think he's got enough star power to