Request Line: Stick to Sports

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY

Ah, so back to normal.

Well, not really.

Oh, shit. What now?

You’ll see. 

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY

The studio sits vacant.  The PRODUCER is nowhere to be seen, and DJ 3000 is in his normal position, lights flashing like a pinball machine. 

DJ 3000: …HE SHOOTS HE SCORES! [looks around] HEY, WHERE DID EVERYBODY GO?

— [VOIP LINE FLIES OPEN] —

DJ 3000: HEY, WHERE ARE YOU? IT’S TIME…

PRODUCER’S VOICE: Hello, you’ve reached [PRODUCER’S NAME].  I’ll be out of the office until March 28th.  If it’s an emergency…I don’t know, call the fire department or something.  Bye.

DJ 3000: AW MAN I DON’T WANT TO HOST REQUEST LINE AGAIN.

DJ 3000 is distracted as another exciting incident happens in the college basketball game he’s watching. He sighs and the ON AIR light comes on.

DJ 3000: HEY FOLKS, IT’S YOUR OLD FRIEND DJ 3000 HERE.  I THOUGHT TODAY WE’D CHANGE THINGS UP AND INSTEAD OF WORKING WITH A THEME, WE’LL JUST WATCH SOME BASKETBALL AND IF YOU’VE GOT SOMETHING – ANYTHING – YOU’D LIKE TO HEAR WHILE WE’RE AT IT, GO AHEAD AND CALL IT IN.  OTHERWISE, I’LL BE TRACKING THE FOUR HUNDRED AND SEVENTEEN BRACKETS I AUTO-GENERATED THAT AREN’T COMPLETELY BUSTED THANK YOU VERY MUCH YOU STUPID TOOTHLESS HOLLER-DWELLING TROGLODYTES. I’LL GET US STARTED WITH SOMETHING THAT I GUESS IS TANGENTIALLY RELATED TO BASKETBALL.

There is no theme for today, other than maybe things that are vaguely related to basketball. But don’t feel constrained – just enjoy the games and if there’s anything you’d like to hear, go ahead and throw it into the comments. Post links as “https://www.youtube.com/watch?PUZZLES

nxtWK and they should embed in the comments after you refresh.