Sexy Friday – 20240322

TGIF! We are all in the grip of this month’s madness, so let’s get this post over with.

Survival – Personal Edition

Have to go to the bathroom? Stuck in traffic? Stuck on the couch watching a close finish to a game? No worries! Here’s how to avoid that time consuming trip to the bathroom. Note: this is only for #1 and for men. For #2 or female #1 advice, I suggest Depends.

• Alright, look, You’re likely to create a bit of mess of this. Arch that back to get your butt in the air and lay down some protective covering on your seat. Paper towels or newspaper work well here.
• Locate a container. Look for a cup with an open top or a resealable lid like a travel mug, soda cup, or sports bottle. You can also use a plastic water bottle, but you’ll need to widen the opening with a pocket knife or scissors. Do not use a glass bottle or aluminum can. The openings are too small and you do not want to get stuck in either one.
• Once you’ve found your container, empty it first. No need to risk and overflow situation. In the car, just dump it out the window, but avoid splashing other vehicles, people, or getting it on your car.
• If for some reason you are in violation of club house rules, now’s the time to pull down your pants. Have passengers that don’t want to watch? Grab a map and cover yourself first. If you’re in your car, you’ll need to do this step. Keep one hand on the wheel and use the other to undo your belt, unbutton, unfasten, or whatever your current pants situation requires to expose your dick.
• Position the container between your legs and tilt it at a 45º degree angle towards your dick.
• Get your pecker aligned with the opening of the container and do your business. Remember, you still need to have one hand on the steering wheel. Keep a straight face and turn up the radio to keep a relatively normal environment.
• When finished, put the container aside in a cup holder. Then use one hand to rebutton, refasten, or whatever your current pants situation requires to unexpose your dick.
• Dump out the contents of the container. In a car, dump it out the window and again don’t splash it on other cars, people, or your own car. If at home, just wait until you actually get off the couch and dump it in the toilet then.

That’s it! You have reached a new level of laziness in life, congrats!

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Survival – Species Edition

Time to put the sexy in Friday!

Enjoy the weekend, folks! Alright, now let’s get to the comments!