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I Am Irsay: Indianapolis Colts 2015 Preview
[DFO Claimer: this preview was handled mainly by Covalent Blonde with me peppering in some insanity. Giddy up.] /lights Marlboro Red Ya’ll wanna hear…
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Bucs Preview with #CaptainWarrenSapp
[Dfo-claimer: This preview should be read at high volumes. Preferably in a residential area. Welcome aboard.] Captain’s Cabin Door Flies Open Warren Sapp: YAARRR…
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Hang It Up, SON!
Coffin Lid Flies Open Hey hey all! Hope this post finds you in good spirits. As many of you know by now, Ravens WR…
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HR DUURRRRBY!
The HR Derby is being simulcast on TWWL this evening. Due to technical difficulties, though, it is just a black abyss on the screen.…
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In Which We Address The Nostalgia Train…
Well well weeellllll… Looks like we’re (I’m) back folks. First off, a big welcome to all you newcomers in the Bar Car of the…
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In Which We Address Mad Men…
Look, I’m going to throw out a few disclaimers: 1. I hate hippies 2. I hate baby boomers 3. I hate baby boomers disguised…
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But I’m A Placekicker!
Hey Journal. I know I’ve been distant, but between my janitor job at The Dairy Queen and my promotion to Lead Tire Shiner at…
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Oh Disney/ABC/ESPN, You Lovable Scamps
http://mgoblog.com/sites/mgoblog.com/files/images/UV_2EB/schiano-board-9601.jpg HAHAHAHAHA! April Fool’s!! /turns on SportsCenter Bristol just upped it’s GRIT by 1000%
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But I’m A Placekicker!
http://glowingscenes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/diary0031.jpg Excerpt from the journal of Jaxson Hill, Placekicker for the West Bay High Broncos. Hey Journal, I know its been awhile since I…
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That Feeling…
http://www.dedleg.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/homer_face_melt.gif When it’s Friday the 13th and you gotta work on Saturday. This is worse than Valentine’s Day!!