Benevolent Champion, gentle lover, mysteriously dapper. These are a few of the superlatives whispered in the dark corners of the world about me. I promise to only add the most head-scratchingly inane comments and never, ever stimulate the conversation as long as the doors are open.
WITNESS ME: writingprocrastination (instragram)
The HR Derby is being simulcast on TWWL this evening. Due to technical difficulties, though, it is just a black abyss on the screen. My guess is this guy:
And this guy:
Combined to create a milquetoast singularity of suck that transported the Great American Ball Park and all it’s inhabitants to one of Jupiter’s moons. These two are so milquetoast they go together like Skim Milk and Corn Flakes.
Thanks for unintentionally saving me Comcast!! Just back back back me into a Volcano already.